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Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Y'all got any advice for what feels like a sinecural job position I've suddenly found myself in? I do get tasks but they take up maybe 20% of my shift at most... I'm unsupervised, and spend half the week working from home.
I've spent time learning/improving on my python skills, learning typesetting and bookbinding to make nice prints of Lenin's and other Marxist works, spending some time on my Spanish... I just feel like I should be taking better advantage of this time, since it feels like an unsustainable position longterm. (I recall a story about a worker in Spain who was basically forgotten by his company and ended up becoming an expert in Spinoza scholarship).
well well well, guess who just got kicked out their org for - yup, you guessed it - the correct analysis of material conditions π
so iβm back here. in the trenches. with my real comrades, in the real struggleβ¦
work getting so boring i end up drawing
I mean I wasn't expecting gamecube emulation to work well but you're telling me I can't emulate a nintendo ds on a switch at full speed?
You know that sound a soda bottle can make when it's ever so slightly leaking? That's the sound my new phone charger is making when in use 
are they even pretending to do anything about the expiring ACA subsidies
Too busy checking for their own names in the Epstein shit to even pretend to do anything about it

I just saw Charlie Kirk and Candace Owen's text exchange fanning over Nicki minajs monster verse, I want to fucking die now. I can't go back to when I didn't see it
gotta work on christmas. happy holidays. i hope i can slack off perfectly the following days



Samurai Jack is Aku's imortal snail
whatβs the successor to sites like fmovies and 123movies? i canβt torrent atm
456movie is good
thx, now i can watch Latest Fad
Just found out there was another colony in China, ruled by Portugal called Macau. It wasnt handed over until 1999. Never forget what kind of societies China is fighting against
was just reminded of the time Ghislaine Maxwell was being sketched by a courtroom sketch artist and chose to sketch the artist sketching her in a really creepy way
Dude imagine you are in a real battle and the guy next to you stops fighting to tell you NPC tutorial tips
"Hey comrade don't forget, some areas can only be reached by crouching, jumping, or going prone."
'What?' (I have lost my hearing due to gunfire)
In car racing qualifiers, the abbreviation DQ stands for 'dairy queen' and the abbreviation DNQ stands for 'non-dairy queen'
DNQ means dairy not queen, it's okay :)
deez NUTZ queen lmaolll
lmaj gottme xd
DSQ?
dairy sugar-free queen
Not familiar with that icecream brand
Red π₯ yellow π¨ and blue π¦ gotta be my top three primary colours βοΈ
eh, probably my three least favorite
π₯π©π¦
Temur colours gonna hit ya with a big ridiculous monster
putting carpet of flowers in my sideboard and then yelling at coverage that it's called rug delver
romania
Had to spend the entire shift at the customer service desk and am now considering legally changing my name to Ea-nΔαΉ£ir. Retail comrades who work up front, idk how you handle it as your day to day.
nobody is stronger than me
In that case, you're the perfect candidate to help me with these damn bottles and jars I can't seem to open anymore these days. 
lenins my GOAT, fr
Tracy Jordan acting out and refusing to be in sketches because heβs the only famous person not in the Epstein files. Liz having to make an elaborate scenario where Epstein comes back to life to hang out with Tracy.
Jack Donnaghy insists he's only on the list because it would be embarrassing for him to be in his position and NOT be.
'lets work a half day on Christmas eve and not tell kuroxppi'
I guess the mod of stable diffusion "art" @lemmy.db0.whatever it is didnt appreciate me reporting posts with citations like "burning up the planet to make a generic big titty waifu" or "burning up the planet to make a boring landscape"
Pretty sure the mod is the site owner. Also anarchist instance loves slop machine.
I don't run often, but when I really get going, I look like an infected zombie from left for dead 2 I swear
Idk if this makes me a hypocrite or not but I truly donβt like stoner culture. Unfortunately my partner smokes a lot of pot and I donβt like when they smoke in the house which is causing some tension
i set mine up with a fan that points outside and an air filter. "smoke isnt good for you" I say as I rip the bong and blow it out the window