Pretty much no professor in college checked your TI calculator for any malfeasance.

Many classmates I knew in engineering, physics, and mathematic classes would place notes in the programming parameters using windows software

Maybe I’m a minority here, but do people typically buy medicines and not read the ingredients?

That’s why I primarily eat at Mexican and Indian food restaurants. In my experience those two are the safest cuisines to eat

I am a vegetarian, this is not a lie

I’ve been with the same and only person for 12 years, I don’t really think either of us “work hard” at our relationship, bad times yeah, but the vast majority of the time everything’s good and natural .

I’ve never paid attention to the sex or gender identity of who writes training programs if the credentials check out

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) commenting a coded message

Stacy Keletor?

I’m a sweaty MFer, I gotta have my sweat towel especially during summer.

I also do 5k running and am working on running a 10K, my wife makes fun of me often 🙃

I bought reusable shopping bags with wide handles, my wife and I try to avoid using plastic bags as much as possible

I mean flour makes a cloud whenever you open the packaging. It’s equally possible that the spores were inhaled before cooking.

The ring gets destroyed about halfway through the last book

The rest of the book is almost equally divided between Aragorn getting inaugurated, going back to Rivendale, the scouring of the shire, life in the shire afterwards, Frodo Bilbo and the elves going to the undying lands, and then the appendices lol