Guamer

"He's right behind me isn't he"

There's a tipping point where preservatives stop being bad for you and make you stronger

He passed it long ago

After giving an emotional, heartfelt speech at a funeral

The only ones I really hate are the usual suspects of outrage/culture war chuds whining about the latest woman/poc/etc. in fiction. If I get even a whiff of them in my recommended, I block the whole channel to purify my algorithm.

put down the controller, and pick up the Wiimote

lol not even gonna let future presidents use it

[Insert joke about how there won't be future presidents here]

I have a suspicion that he isn't being sincere

stop making me like parking lots

Oh that ain't milk homie

Back to basics