Finally! I'm not alone! We experimental homunculi gotta stick together and stand up for our rights to be filthy piggies
Hexphoenix
joined 1 year ago
My reply to this random pedo loser: 
I think I can speak for most of us here
Unable to give any logical explanations for such atrocities
Uh, no, the logical explanation is that it
A. Didn't happen (95% probability)
B. Did happen and your shitty fascist grandpa deserved it (4.9% probability)
C. Happened and it sucked, war is messy (0.1% probability)
Well reddit actually took a pretty strong stance against child abuse imagery years ago, that's what spawned voat (remember that? Yeah me neither lmao) so pedos aren't usually a huge fan of reddit
Me first pls I'm disappointed I have to live in a world where people are apparently judging my got dang socks
Why do these people think that there are hordes of women just salivating at the thought of voluntarily becoming a single mother?
You're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.
You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay
Imagine a world in which manual photo editing doesn't exist so you have to argue with these awful AI image generators to edit any images
Roasting of complete strangers such as on the mentioned subreddit sucks because it isn't funny. Nobody there is clever and most of the insults they use could be applied to basically anyone
Roasting your friends is a valuable form of bonding and can help resolve social conflicts before they actually become serious conflicts
I only speak for the silent masses
Utterly unfunny and proud
I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons 
So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say "imagine if I were funny"
Also going to the gym is a terrible and extraordinarily difficult way to try to lose weight. If you want to lose weight you really need to go to the source and eat less