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Trump Orders US Military to Plan Invasion of Panama to Seize Canal: Report | Common Dreams in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 minutes ago

You don't get it:

Russian Election with ballot stuffing: "150% Legitimate πŸ€—"

EU Elections with poll watchers from every party and is audited and transparent: "rIGgEd eLEctIoN! 😑😑😑"

'They own what happens next': Enraged AOC slams Senate Dems over 'inexplicable abdication' in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 minutes ago

Can we start SLAMming people like we did in Bloody Kansas? πŸ€”

Maybe jumping over the edge of the world could be really fun in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 38 minutes ago

Time actually runs backwards because the earth is accelerating "up"wards at 9.8 Meters Per second, which means it would only take 30,591,067.142857 seconds before Earth reaches the speed of light, which is about 354.0632771164 days.

Meaning, if Earth existed for more than a year, it's already traveling faster than the speed of light, which, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, could only mean one thing:

Everything happening outside Earth's frame of reference is happeneing backwards.

Blackholes don't exist, they are light-bombs.

The big bang didn't happen, that was the end of the universe that we escaped from.

Earth is not flat, it's a TARDIS.

Checkmate, NASA!

c/EarthIsTARDIS

New Report Shows Working-Class Americans Live 7 Years Fewer Than Rich in c/workreform@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 59 minutes ago

We can adjust those statistics 😏

Just ask The Adjuster

Let's stop dicking around and talk about ditching something big: Visa and Mastercard in c/buycanadian@lemmy.ca
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Cryptocurrencies?

I mean, how long would it be until the next fascist Canadian prime minister?

Better to just get the government out of our wallets.

So, Another Week or Two? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

maga-fash: "No more taxes!"

Also, maga-fash: 200% Tariff (aka: taxation with extra steps)

Microsoft's quantum computing claims slammed as 'fraudulent' in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 12 hours ago

Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?

YSK: Lemmy is Open Source, which means that there are many ways to use the platform through various user created apps. Here is a list. in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago

I love my browser just fine no thankyou

Senator Elon Musk Called a β€˜Traitor’ Gets Rid of His Tesla: Don’t Want a Car Built By An β€˜A**hole’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We got senator musk now? 🀣

Republicans get behind effort to make hating Elon Musk domestic terrorism in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 15 hours ago (8 children)

Bruh...

I emigrated from a country that makes it illegal to criticize leaders

only to end up in a country that is also about to make criticizing leaders illegal.

Just... wow

(from PRC to USA)

Is it better to eat a entire bag of Oreos all at once, or spread over the whole day? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Bruh, if I eat more than a row at a time, my tongue feels weird... like overwhelmed with sweetness. Idk how you even do that.

The "list of wrong anthem incidents" on Wikipedia is hilarious to browse through in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Can someone please play δΈ‰ζ°‘δΈ»ηΎ© when introducing the PRC at the next olympics? 😏

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How would we choose a "world language" in a fair way, for a hypothetical one world government? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

I mean, people would obviously propose English to be the world language, but its problematic since that is like telling the world that British Imperialism is somehow "okay", which is not okay.

So we need another language.

But how could we possibly agree on one?

Do we just find the 100 rarest languages then use one of those?

Do we create a new one?

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English breaks my brain... How is some languages end in -an, but others end in -ese, -ish, etc... [Open Discussion Thread on Languages and their Quirks] (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

I mean:

English

Russian

French? (how did this happen? France --> French?!?)

Chinese

And someone from Afghanistan is an Afghan? How did the word get shorter not longer? πŸ€”

Also, why is a person from India called an Indian, but the language is called Hindi? This breaks my brain...

Philippines --> Filipino? They just saw the "Ph" and decided to use an "F"? πŸ€”

Okay idk how language even works anymore...

[This is an open discusssion thread on languages and their quirks...]

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Being kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Y'all got any stories about knowing a language that others didn't realize you knew, or people talking in a language you didn't know, or similar "unexpected" situations involving languages? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

I kinda have this weird idea where I would hypothetically visit China (where I was born) some time in the future (like as a tourist), then I would go chat up some random foreigners in China, and pretend I don't speak English, then later reveal I do speak English, and then they'd be so surprised like "OMG this Chinese person speaks perfect English?" (because I immigrated to the US as a kid). I kinda want to do this as a prank. I mean I know it sounds silly, but its like the reverse of those youtubers that learn Chinese and surprise Chinese people. I mean, they'd probably eventually figure out that I was grew up in a English speaking country, but its still funny to do this as a prank to confuse people (especially people who's native language is Engish) πŸ˜….

Anyways... what's are your stories (or even hypothetical scenarios) involving languages that you want to share?

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Hoist the Colours High! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Border Police / Immigration Officials are gonna have a bad time if teleportation technology is ever invented. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

If that happens, walls will be obsolete.

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Oh, Bother (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Wonder what the next world war is gonna look like...

Team USA+Russia vs Team EU vs Team China? A three-way war?

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Hypothetically, if you were a billionaire that suddently had a change of heart and wanted to go against trump, how dangerous would it be to resist? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

I mean, it'd be you vs every other billionaire... bad odds it seems...

they could just do the ol' fall out of the window thing

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You are born in a city that has been walled off from the rest of the world, and you've been told your entire life that the outside is dangerous, do you think you would ever visit the outside world? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Would you curiosity win? Or would the fear of death win?

spoilerIf you've watched Avatar, I'm talking about city like Ba Sing Se, but IRL.

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Is there an archive of all the news articles of major events in the world that one could easily download? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Wanna save them before they get censored, and don't feel like doing it on every individual webpage. Is there like one giant file somewhere I could just download?

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Conspiracy Theorists living in Authoritarian countries would feel vindicated when they finally manage to obtain uncensored information, proving that their government has lied to them all along. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

This would be a double-edge sword tho, since they likely end up having even wilder conspiracy theories, even believing in untrue ones, since they would just think there is an even bigger government hiding more secrets one level deeper.

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Americans complaining about "censorship" may soon experience real censorship. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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