Can we start SLAMming people like we did in Bloody Kansas? π€
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol
Time actually runs backwards because the earth is accelerating "up"wards at 9.8 Meters Per second, which means it would only take 30,591,067.142857 seconds before Earth reaches the speed of light, which is about 354.0632771164 days.
Meaning, if Earth existed for more than a year, it's already traveling faster than the speed of light, which, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, could only mean one thing:
Everything happening outside Earth's frame of reference is happeneing backwards.
Blackholes don't exist, they are light-bombs.
The big bang didn't happen, that was the end of the universe that we escaped from.
Earth is not flat, it's a TARDIS.
Checkmate, NASA!
c/EarthIsTARDIS
We can adjust those statistics π
Just ask The Adjuster
Cryptocurrencies?
I mean, how long would it be until the next fascist Canadian prime minister?
Better to just get the government out of our wallets.
maga-fash: "No more taxes!"
Also, maga-fash: 200% Tariff (aka: taxation with extra steps)
Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?
I love my browser just fine no thankyou
We got senator musk now? π€£
Bruh...
I emigrated from a country that makes it illegal to criticize leaders
only to end up in a country that is also about to make criticizing leaders illegal.
Just... wow
(from PRC to USA)
Bruh, if I eat more than a row at a time, my tongue feels weird... like overwhelmed with sweetness. Idk how you even do that.
You don't get it:
Russian Election with ballot stuffing: "150% Legitimate π€"
EU Elections with poll watchers from every party and is audited and transparent: "rIGgEd eLEctIoN! π‘π‘π‘"