I_Jedi

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[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A common misconception. You see, Christianity in the United States favors the variant of Jesus penned by Jacek Piekara. This Jesus is also known as the Butcher of Nazareth.

This Jesus instead decided to take revenge on the Romans, and all the people who betrayed him, with extreme prejudice. After butchering all the traitors and conquering the Roman Empire, Jesus left administration of the Empire to Peter.

This Jesus knew that mercy and tolerance are sins against God. It only makes sense that our Ministry of War wants to see Jesus' vision through by purging anything that's insufficiently loyal, as Jesus Himself would.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

All the big corpo-owned sites are trying to bury it.

Make sure to spread links and mirrors. For example: https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-60-minutes-cecot-segment

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Just like the Great Wall down south he built very strongly.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The big breakthrough science needs is figuring out how to shut down the POV we have without making us unconscious/dead. Basically, how can one be converted into a P-zombie, and back, without causing unconsciousness or death in the process?

Or put in another way: What is the minimum amount of brain required to transfer my consciousness, and ONLY my consciousness (not including memory, language, knowing how to walk, etc), into your body?

Figure that thing out, and a lot of before and after questions become easier to solve.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There are some who believe that choosing to come here is like the show Severance.

You in the beforelife chose to come here for reasons unknown. You in the present life forgot all about that. And when you die, you will resume being the you of the beforelife, meaning the present you won't get any justice.

Which is why some believe we're on a prison planet.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

My officers report their full list of bots to me under penalty of death. I don't see this guy on my records. Maybe the guy's working for China?

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I feel Christianity was usurped by the variant of Christianity in the Inquisitor Cycle (and related video game).

That Christianity openly believes:

  • Jesus hopped off the cross, murdered every single Jew in Judea who opposed him, and took over the Roman Empire.
  • Mercy and forgiveness are tools of evil. If someone tries to fuck with you, they need to suffer.
  • Any who oppose Christianity must be summarily executed.
[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

If you don't pay tribute, the Boss will send some muscle to make you hand over the protection money.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am Vladimir Putin himself. And I would like to inform you that that guy is not one of my bots.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

In that case, I'll find something else that's inspirational. A relaxing walk by the lake, perhaps?

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, I'm fully aware of what the better path is. Though I have reason to believe I would not survive it.

 

I tend to look around Steam for various games and demos that barely anyone knows about. Some of them are actually pretty good and innovative, so I'll list them here.

Demos

The Oversight Bureau

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There are some major Severance vibes with this one. The premise is this: For reasons unclear, you are a subject in a rehabilitation program, designed to help you fit in with society. There are some fun, simple Portal puzzles on Day 2, and a fun puzzle on Day 1 where you need to guide someone out of a burning building by telephone. A very unique part of this game is that you need to use your microphone to give commands and answer questions, and the bots you meet on Day 2 can handle commands pretty well.

Fractured Blooms

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In this one, you play as a woman in a rural area, dedicated to caring for plants on her property. Another part of her job is managing the bothersome SCP causing trouble. There are some weird entities on the loose, and keeping to the routine is how the MC keeps them placated (as far as I can tell).

Alice's World

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This demo is for a game that will be released later this year. The MC, Alice, finds herself in a dead world where bizarre creatures are on the loose. She also lets you pilot her around to investigate things, and comments on what's going on from time to time.

It should also be noted that this game is big on metafiction. The nature of it feels like a mixture of DDLC and Spec Ops The Line.

Cycle of Struggle: Ardengrad

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It's a VN, yes, though this game is about a post-Soviet country facing an upcoming revolution in an alternate reality. The country is deeply divided, and if the start of the demo is any indication, there's also some funny business going on with the city's power plant. It feels like a mix between V for Vendetta, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and a dating sim.

Games

Redshift

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This one doesn't take very long, and it's free. Basically, you show up at a spooky radio tower to go turn the thing on, at which point you need to evade an entity that chases you. The premise is straightforward, though I like how you need your character to close his eyes to see the monster.

Ameshidama

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This is another free one. You'll like it if you're into escape room games. There are two sets of rooms to solve, and one chase to deal with at the end. The protagonist never actually talks (for certain reasons), though you do see her thoughts from time to time. In fact, the story is mainly told through picture books. An interesting puzzler that went under the radar.

Days Without Incident

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If you've ever played Nightmare House 2 or In Sound Mind, this is the small game that the devs of those two games made in between. It's a short game that mainly involves you exploring a creepy factory. I advise entering this one blind.

60 Minutes to Extinction: Escape Room

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This is the latest entry is a series of escape room games by mc2games. The games from these devs are all about the puzzles, and this one introduces a time limit. This game is easier than the other entries in the series, though I like the puzzles regardless.

Mods

vp_downcorridors Part 1

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This one is actually a mod for Gmod rather than a standalone game. This map, along with the other maps in this series (called voidplaces), are set inside a Backdoors-esque location with a strange pink Sun shining overhead. In this particular map, you make your way through some Portal-looking puzzles before you're let loose inside the downcorridors facility. Voidplaces is big on exploration, so be aware of that before trying this out; exploring all there is on this map will probably take awhile.

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