As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

Of course. They're pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

It's like gallows humor.

If you're doing it for shock value it's banal. If you're doing it because you envy the dead, it's funny. It has to be funny. Because otherwise you've given in completely to pure misery.

That's a real fucking tease if I can't also kill and loot his kid.

It's troubling. The vaccine is obviously a bigger killer than covid ever was. The fact is 100% of all vaccine recipients will die within 1-90 years.

Yeeg. I'm unfamiliar with this until now, but it's kind of interesting how padded out it is with just absolute garbage. Like it's made to have the illusion of engagement rather than actual engagement.

Then I hit people complaining about the Civil Rights Act. Gross.

Because a lot of games have a story of some sort and traits can help flesh out a character?

It's crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It's not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.

Ain't gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I'll tan their hides.

My eyes are so far apart...

I like to give them diminutive nicknames. Bill is now Wittle Biwwy. You don't get to choose what we call you, asshole.