If Joe Biden dies after falling out of a coconut tree, I'll be convinced we're in a simulation.

My union endorsed him, and I even gave money to his campaign. Really sold me on never voting again. I expected at least him to push so pro labor bills, but instead he took a year off and came back caring about nothing but being unconditionally supporting a genocidal state and doubling down every time he was criticized.

"This failed to get the youths interested. How about Big Trumpus?"

Blinken can really sing "We got a kinder, gentler machine gun hand" without a sense of irony.

The high priests of capital have consulted the charts and graphs and determined the economy is good. If you are struggling you must just be a loser. Vote blue, you piece of shit.

TV will be known as the lead in the pipes that drove Rome mad.

Democrats could execute every male migrant and Republicans will say they are soft on immigration for not killing the women and children too.

It's fucked up to say, but honestly it would have been better if he died after that heart attack

The Palestinians should have organized a flash mob dance and put it on Tik Tok

You see for Trump and Republicans the cruelty is the point, but for Democrats the cruelty is just an unfortunate consequence

Fidel Castro is morally superior to every US president.

Coomers are going to have a blast drawing new waifus