"Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?" Nah. "Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you'll never use?" No thanks. "Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that's 10x the cost of what you're paying today?" What? No. "Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won't but say we raised all this money for?" Nope.

"No, no. We 'bought' your debt. You work for Arby's now."

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

I'd wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

Orc: "Y'all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus' git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off."

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they'll be all set

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

I saw a pic that supposedly said "egg fried rice". I wouldn't even be mad

"pm'd you the fix" 😐

Well, it wasn't to make good music

Upvote when it's helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone's being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don't downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.