[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He'll always be an incel in spirit

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[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's when you get bofa deez nuts removed.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

This doesn't sound real. This sounds like a lazy comedy sketch from 10 years ago.

By the way, as someone who hasn't been under a rock recently, kids still play with toys.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That cat is tripping balls.

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So in the middle of the night I heard a noise that I thought was some kind of bug. After 10 - 15 minutes I realized that whatever it was wasn't going away on it's own, so I got up to shoo it away. This little guy was on the floor screaming at the slider door being harassed by my two cats. I don't have a chimney or attic, so I have no idea how they got inside. When I opened the door, instead of taking flight, they simply hopped out the door froggy style. Were they injured? I don't think my cats did it if so, because they mostly just seemed confused by the poor creature. And what were they doing in the house?

Additional pictures of my unexpected guest being rudely gawked at by my feline friend:

And yes, I'm taking my cats to the vet just in case they got bitten.

UPDATE: Thank you to everyone concerned. I have contacted a doctor and she said that given the full details of the story I shouldn't need to worry. The poor thing was inside for *at most" an hour when everyone was awake, so it's highly unlikely to have bitten anyone before being spotted by me. The only concern remains the cats, who as mentioned found the bat before I did. I plan to vaccinate them ASAP. Once again, THANK YOU, but doc says I'm fine.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 97 points 4 weeks ago

What the fuck did Mexico do?

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Aggretsuko rules (lemmy.world)
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[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

YouTube's algorithm is garbage though, so that information is worthless. Pretty sure it pushes right wing stuff on anyone remotely interested in politics regardless of affiliation. As for me, my watch history is off, so that isn't possible in the first place.

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[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 123 points 4 months ago

Communism is when no golf.

Socialism is when mini golf.

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Dragon Quest rules (lemmy.world)
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Sonic says rule (lemmy.world)
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[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 79 points 6 months ago

Zebraforce would be a kickass band name.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

"Safer Kentucky Act"

Orwellian is not a strong enough word. This shit is beyond parody.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

That is literally a swastika.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago

"Libertarian party endorses man who fought to install authoritarian dictatorship."

Whatever happened to the whole "Don't tread on me" slogan? Oh right. I forgot it was all bullshit.

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

Transphobe who talks like a JRPG villain. Here's a rationalwiki article about her.

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