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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

if by "defend our nation" he means "destabilizing foreign countries" then yeah, he is correct.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

No one will ever match North Korea's marching game.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I despised drill and ceremony. Standing in the heat and humidity, waiting to move and watching soldiers drop because of heat stroke. Never lock your damn knees.

I did the last sentence and got punished when I was in school ☠️

Did they even know locking knees feel painful already?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

to defend the interests of our nations elites.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Eeehh, so yes, after basic i did not march anywhere really. And you do need to brush up on it to keep in the swing of things…. But honestly, you know your unit is going to march in a parade months in advance, and for better or worse are going to represent the armed forces, you schedule mandatory training time.

Is it wasteful? Arguably under normal circumstances, definitely under this circumstance.

So i can only conclude that either they did not care, or do care a lot, or someone who was supposed to plan this fucked up and they just grabbed people.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

If I was the commanding officer for this absolute sham, I'd teach them to match the goose step to make a point.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

I’ve been trying to explain to people for many years that China’s military is mostly just for show, but it isn’t the US if we’re not demonizing China for no reason.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

"Defend our nation" by starting wars to keep rich people rich?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
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[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (5 children)

This is just not accurate.

Here's an example proving it incorrect:

https://youtu.be/aeFltEjzR2Y?t=1212

That's just a unit. Not a ceremonial one.

[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

I mean the honest truth is the military hates Trump just like the rest of us

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

It is genuinely, such a hilariously piss-poor excuse.

My wife is in the Canadian Forces. She is ridiculously good at her job, and everyone in the CAF is trained to a ridiculously high standard. By the time she exited occupational training she was already qualified on more weapon systems than most US soldiers ever touch in their entire careers. Her unit shoots sub-MOA groupings for fun. They meet and often exceed the physical standards for Ranger school. And this is just reg-force infantry.

And despite all that, she is also so completely capable of keeping a tight march that she actually has to stop herself from automatically falling in perfect step next to me when we're walking down the street. And no, the excuse of "Oh, you can't march to Fortunate Son" doesn't count for shit. My wife can mark perfect time with no music at all. Christ, one time in training her MCpl made her unit all put on their gas masks and mark time while singing Oh Canada, and they didn't get to stop until it was perfect. And no, they did not have a fucking drum or backing music. She's not on a drill team; Canada doesn't have drill teams. This is just something they do because it's part of the basic standard of being a soldier.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The key difference is you can actually march to that music. Fortunate son is slightly too fast for a proper pace which is why the front of the one group was wavy and people were out of step. Also if anyone was actually calling cadence, the people on the left side probably wouldn't have been able to hear it over the music.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

Marching can be done to no music.

Side ranks keep sideeye on the element leader to the side, everyone else keeps side eye to the person on their right.

There are also the marshall with the whips. If all else fails, you keep cadence to that.

In a silent march, you keep in step with the "Clomp clomp clomp", which also, is quite easy to do, and is done often.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, you literally just keep the beat in your head. Anyone can do it.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's very important for soldiers to focus on doing "important work to defend our nation" (murdering brown kids) and that they're "productive at their jobs" (bombing hospitals)

[–] idriss@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I came here for this but found people already pointing it out.

DeFeNdInG as seen by everyone else: going to places 5k km away and murdering every living thing there.

VeTeRaNs as seen by everyone else: steroid micro-penis assholes murdering women & children

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

The bravest and most honorable men in our nation are doing the hard, honest work of fucking all those military wives while their chud husbands are deployed abroad.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

We're there soldiers in WW2 cosplay? I'd be so embarrassed.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 23 hours ago (9 children)

This is a false dichotomy, as though you can either be productive or learn to march. Obviously you could do both.

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[–] wpb@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (12 children)

When has the US military defended the nation? I got the impression that they're mostly used for invading foreign countries for financial gain, cf Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, Yugoslavia, Sudan, Panama, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Cuba, Guatemala, Korea.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not saying you're wrong in general but we didn't invade Kuwait.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Fair, taking it off the list. It just comes up naturally when I list the horrible things the US has done bc of the highway of death. Still an example of the US military not defending the US, but definitely not an invasion of Kuwait. Thanks for the correction, I was sloppy!

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