[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

aka. Ass over Tea Kettle

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And, crowded as it was I had to stand very close to this beautiful young woman. Bouncing and jarring into each other as the train moved all I could think is... please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner.

But she did.

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[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Amen.

What the people who want to control us don't want us to realize is that you have a lot more in common with the Chinese/Russian/Ukrainian/Mexican/Indian working class... Factory worker/programmer/hard-working house wife... Then you do with your own political leaders and billionaires. People with servants who don't ever worry about bills. (Biden, Trump, Harris, Vance, Elon, Gates, Bezos, etc)... Don't look at the foreigners as different and the enemy... Look at the Rich and the Politicians (who want us to blame the foreigners)

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Next big Netflix Boxing Match.... Chris Wright vs Elon Musk! Woot! (This one won't be rigged for the highest money intake either.)

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[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Houses like this are why I have 4 costumes.

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wow... Legit. All you can eat too. Just stop back tomorrow.

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Baby, I'm saving my game in your bedroom... So that's where I can reSpawn.

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My thought. In 500M years, you would be like the slime that crawled out of the oceans to the dominant life.

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[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

God Damnit.

Someone I grew up with.

Well, 79 ain't too bad. And she did a hella job.

Thank you, Teri.

[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And, tbh, in the first movie (ANH), Han surprised and flies up behind Darth Vader, the Dark Jedi lord and best pilot flying a military TIE fighter, in the Falcon, essentially a souped up semi truck of a space ship. He then proceeds to shoot his ass out of the sky, the Force be damned.

Is it just me or is there something more going on here. That ship has some deep seated, Knight Rider, Herbie the Love Bug, strange magic going on.

Han and Chewie are good... But just maybe the Falcon is gooder.

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[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

When someone is abusive or hurtful to you, 90% of the time it's not your fault. It's that there is something wrong or something broken in them. They are malfunctioning and it's necessary to understand that.

The other 10%.... Well, own that and fix your mistake.

But a very large majority of the time, it's them being broken and wrong.

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