KuroXppi

joined 5 months ago
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Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

On which we used to rely family-guy-death-pose

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

spoilerBokher deez nuts

Thank you for the explanation.

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

spoilerI don't get it and wish I did. What's a bokher? Is the joke that I ask what's a bokher and you say bokher deez nuts or something?

Netanyahu will visit the White House next Monday as Trump presses for a ceasefire in Gaza in c/news@hexbear.net
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I think i must have joined hb just after that because surely itd have been burnt into my memory

New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago

This was so much better than I imagined

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just leave it idling, we'll be there shortly

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

And of course, computer scare

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

chicken-bop DEAD TIRED OF LIVING LIFE STRAIT-LACED

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I just read the title of this thread. Okay, maybe not so surprising

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You don't work here GET OUT

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Beaness (hexbear.net)
 
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First 4chan (pepe) dies now pope dies. Someone please make sure that the poop is okay (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
2 comments fedilink
 

Can you imagine a world without the poop

Edit: dirt_owl essentially made this joke already six hours ago, dagnabbit :(

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I'm banning shits (hexbear.net)
 

No shits

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Melancholia Life Lesson: If you can't be with the one you love... (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
1 comments fedilink
 

Love with the one you bean beanis

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I'm opening up a fart bar. It's like a normal bar but you can fart in it (hexbear.net)
 

Happy hour 3 to 6 weekdays excluding Friday, half price pots and house wine by the glass

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Hello, are you [user] of [address] on Hexbear dot net (hexbear.net)
 

Please click on this

✉️beanis you have been served a supbeana to appear in beanis court

Thank you and have a nice day

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Hey mate, please, have a seat. We're all here because we care for you deeply, and we want you to know that up front. But this is a beantervention. (hexbear.net)
 

We've noticed that your beanis posting has really picked up recently, and we're concerned. As your family and close friends we want to remind you that we're here for you. Your mum called us here and asked me to speak on our behalf. We think it would be best if you stopped the beanisposting.

You clearly don't gave a good relationship with it, and we know you think you've been able to hide it, but we care for you so we noticed. Thirty of your last forty posts have bean beanisposts.

It's not healtyh

It stops here

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L-L-L-Lava CH-CH-CH-Chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell. Oooh mamacita now you're ringing my bell (hexbear.net)
 

Crispy and juicy now you're havin a snack
Oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaaack

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Leaked Switch2 Release: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Woker (hexbear.net)
 

Femboy link is default skin, you play as Zelda for more than 50% of the story, the boat has pronouns and Ganon is even sexier somehow 😡😡 I will NOT be buying this game

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I've heard really good things about this beanime. Anyone here watched it? (hexbear.net)
 

Idrk know what it's about something about Viking voyages to Greenbeanland or sth

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I am Beanith, son of Beanithor, rightful heir to the Throne of Beegtoot (hexbear.net)
 

I weild the Blade of Le'gume whose bite still recalls the savour of my mortal foe To'foo. It hungers anew. Wilst thou fight me, oh pretender to the throne

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petition to barn owls (hexbear.net)
 

Umm hi barn owls i think you're cute and you're welcome to stay in my barn if you like

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