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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The rate of beanis posts last week was abysmal. I'm in half a mind to write you up

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Straight jorkin ma beanis.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm reporting you to the regional manager

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Who do you think I’m jorkin my beanis to?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is an approved use of downtime, as you were

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I can't wait to do bean work all day.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But boss, I've already cooked all the beans we have!

ohnoes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Use the beanis from the walk-in, or use the ones that expired last week it's fine if you add enough turmeric it's an anti-fungal it'll cancel out. Otherwise I'm rostering you a 0 hour fortnight

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Fuck fuck fuck

The beanis union will be hearing about this

@Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net yo can you believe this shit?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I pay you to work, not to squawk, so get back to it!!!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Back to the beanis mines for me sadness

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

We've been doing too much dort and owl posting

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Good stuff, you have earnt yourself an extra slice of beanis pizza at this Friday's mandatory staff pizza party ($20 per employee from 3pm to 5pm byo cutlery and plate, partners and plus ones NOT WELCOME)

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey the receiving door was locked I guess you all are having a meeting. I've got a 53' container of beanis that needs unloading ASAP I'm paid by the beanis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just leave it idling, we'll be there shortly

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've bean idling for a bean's age! You know how many beans per gallon this thing consumes? I have to pay for my own beans here

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but any time I try to bean in the office I get in trouble with hr

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't work here GET OUT

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

that's it! I'm unionising!