LanyrdSkynrd

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

I was at the grocery store and overheard an older couple, probably 60s. The woman says, "See anything you like? Put it in the cart". The husband goes, "Ok" and mimed like he was grabbing her ass.

I'm pretty sure it was a bit they were doing for my benefit because when I laughed the husband really got a kick out of it.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I used Phase Shift a few years ago. It was a little bit of a pain to get setup and the timing working correctly, but there was a lot of pirateable song files for it.

It's basically identical to rock band for drums.

Clone hero is newer, but I haven't tried it

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

I heard somewhere that her non-human manner was an act. She put on a show of acting like that when around investors and press, but acted differently in private.

Says something about VC's that they want to give their money to subhuman Zuck clones.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

To make the poor kids feel even more outcast. Us poors had brown paper bags and everyone else got cool custom wraps.

(Obviously it's to protect the books, but IMO schools should have provided covers for everyone)

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I want basically undercover boss, but not undercover and with rock solid legal contracts preventing retaliation. Make their CEOs do the shit work while they are hazed by low level employees and pelted with rocks.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Loperimide is great answer. Has useful medical effects without a high

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

THC is to CBD, as fentanyl is to ______

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Yet another Pope who's Catholic. C'mon, where's DEI when you need it?

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I boil cut up potatoes until they're still a tiny bit undercooked and drain them in a colander. Then put a plate or pot lid on the colander and shake it up. Then season and pan cook them, ideally in some garlic infused oil.

It roughs up the surface of the potatoes giving more surface area to get crusty.

Edit: Got this from a Kenji recipe, which someone linked in another comment

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I have fatphobic thoughts, and sometimes stereotype fat people. I'm trying to work on it, but it's hard stopping a particular pattern of thinking. I logically know what's wrong with that, and I don't believe I've actually acted on those thoughts, but it still is something I need to work on.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's mostly because of traffic accidents, not violence.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I deliver groceries for Walmart Spark, and last night I took one last order because it was going towards my house. I had so many problems with shopping for it, and then I get to my car and load the address and the delivery note says, "Bring inside house".

I've had this note before and it's always some asshole who wants to treat me like their butler because they paid $10 for delivery. It's a huge time waste compared to leaving it on the stoop. "Put the milk in the fridge and put this here, and that there". I'm not even supposed to go inside, but when I tell them that I get, "Everyone else does it" and arguing ends up taking more time than just doing it.

Anyway, I get there and it's the sweetest little old lady named Doris. She was leaning on her walker, waiting at the door for me. She just got back from visiting her kids out of state and didn't have any food in the house. Brought her food in and talked to her for a few minutes.

It kind of made me sad because she shouldn't be living alone. I don't know the situation, though. Maybe her kids have tried to get her to move in with them and she doesn't want to.

 

tl;drThey're planning to under declare the value of goods. If a company doesn't want that, the sellers will handle the shipment on both ends, bringing it through customs at a lower value and then deliver it.

How do other countries deal with this?

 

I need to find a job in the next few months. I'd been eyeing a particular part time position that would be really good for me, but I procrastinated a bit. When I got my resume and cover letter together, the job had disappeared from indeed and their website.

The same organization had a somewhat similar position still open, but with full time hours. I'm coming back into the workforce after 15+ years on disability, so I prefer part time at least to start. But the part time job was gone, so I reworked the cover letter and submitted it for the full time position.

This morning I checked and the part time position is back on both sites and says, "Hiring multiple candidates". These jobs have been open for over 6 motnhs, this is a hard area to hire in, especially given the wages.

The full-time position doesn't have any contact information listed, so there's nobody I can email and say, "Would you also consider me for (other position)?". It's not a large organization. I'd be surprised if the hiring manager was even a different person, but only the part time listing had contact information listed.

Should I just submit for the other position? Or wait and see if I get an interview/hired before applying for the other? I get the impression that they'd rather fill the full-time position, and it's a better fit for my resume/skills. I don't think it would look good to immediately apply for the part-time position after selling myself as the perfect person for the full time.

They haven't even had 1 business day to consider my first application. Indeed says they normally respond within 1 business day, but I don't know how trustworthy that is.

So, should I apply or wait a bit?

 

spoiler

A New Jersey police chief has been accused of defecating on floors, spiking the department coffee with viagra and adderall, and stabbing an officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle among other assualt and harassment claims filed in a complaint.

Chief Robert Farley, the appointed chief of the North Bergen Police Department as of February 2024, was also accused of retaliating and punishing officials who dared to report him to the New Jersey Attorney General, NJ.com reported.

The five police officers—Special Captain Michael F. Derrin, Detective Michael A. Derrin, Lt. Alex Guzman, Officer Rasheed Siyam, and Officer Christopher Bowen—plan to sue over the police chief’s alleged behavior.

“I’ve never seen anything like this in my life,” Patrick Toscano, the attorney who filed the claims on behalf of the police officers, said NJ.com reported.

The list of complaints detailed a toxic work culture wherein Farley thrived on pranking, insulting, and scaring officers. While some alleged offenses included relatively innocuous gags like applying ink to door handles and setting off car alarms, other more serious allegations include Farley using racial slurs, sending sex toys to an officer’s house, and exposing himself to staffers.

A town spokesperson denied all claims made by the officers in a statement to the Daily Beast.

“The Township of North Bergen has full confidence in Chief Robert Farley’s leadership of the North Bergen Police Department and we strongly deny these false and outrageous allegations made by disgruntled officers who are resorting to attacking the reputation of a dedicated public servant to further their own selfish goals,” the statement read.

They added, “If these claims are advanced in a lawsuit the Township will vigorously defend North Bergen taxpayers against these blatant cash grabs and prove that the allegations are false and defamatory. In order to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest and because we are fully confident that these claims will be proven false, we have proactively referred them to the Hudson County Prosecutor’s Office for review.”

Meanwhile, officers also claim that Farley’s abusive behavior had been going on for years and has persisted since he was promoted as chief. Prior to this, he served with the department for 26 years, in the footsteps of his father and grandfather, who both served as deputy chiefs.

When Farley, who makes over $228,000 a year based on pension records, first became the department’s head, he made promises that his 123-member department might now call empty.

“I will strive to lead the officers of our department to be an accessible component of our community while maintaining their competency, transparency, and professionalism,” Farley said in the statement at the time.

Special Captain Michael F. Derrin, 59, who was assigned to Farley’s office in 2023 according to court documents, claims that the chief’s demeanor towards him changed in August 2024 despite their friendship.

“Chief Farley chases me around his office,” Derrin wrote in his notice. “After cornering me in the filing area with no further room for retreat, he sticks a hypodermic needle through my jeans into the tip of my penis.” According to Derrin’s account, the needle drew his blood.

But wait, there’s more.

“The chief would shave his body hair on people’s property, their persons, and their food,” Derrin wrote. “He was also fond of scraping fluids from his underwear onto people seated in the chief’s office.” He added that when he tried to complain to the state Attorney General’s Office, a captain called him and fired him.

Derrin’s son, Detective Michael A. Derrin, claims he witnessed Farley unload a fistful of viagra and adderall into the coffee pot, stir it till they dissolved, and then wait for someone to drink a cup. The detective said he stuck to a K-Cup machine out of fear afterwards.

“Chief Farley has, on several occasions, pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office staff,” Lt. Alex Guzman wrote in his complaint. “He has also left feces on the bathroom floor, apparently with the intent of having someone unknowingly step on it.” He added that the Hudson County chief would also defecate in wastebaskets near the desks of other officers.

Guzman also complained about the emotional distress his family members were subjected to when the police chief sent sex toys, intimate lotions, and gay pride flags to his home.

 

Lol

 

Body camera footage obtained by Kentucky Public Radio shows that as Lt. Caleb Stewart walked closer, the woman yelled, “I might be going into labor, is that okay?”

Her water had broken, she said. “I’m leaking out,” she told him. She grabbed a blanket and a few personal effects as a bright orange city dump truck pulled up to remove the makeshift bed.

The woman had no phone. She said her husband went to call an ambulance, so Stewart called one for her. But as she walked toward the street to wait for help, Stewart yelled at her to stop.

“Am I being detained?” she asked.

“Yes, you’re being detained,” he shouted. “You’re being detained because you’re unlawfully camping.”

Stewart was enforcing a new state law that bans street camping — essentially, a person may not sleep, intend to sleep, or set up camp on undesignated public property like sidewalks or underneath overpasses. He has issued the majority of the citations for unlawful camping in Louisville.

“So I don’t for a second believe that this woman is going into labor,” he said.

He returned to find the woman sitting on the ground, with legs askew and labored breathing, waiting for the ambulance. Stewart hands her a citation, and she balls it up and tosses it aside as the ambulance arrives to take her to the hospital.

“You’re all horrible people,” she said, as she got to her feet. “I’m glad y’all got this job to f*** with the homeless and not help society.”

Later that day she gave birth to her child, according to her attorney, Public Defender Ryan Dischinger. He said both the woman and her son are healthy three months later, and the family is now in shelter without assistance from LMPD or the court system.

“The reality for her, and for anyone who’s homeless in Kentucky, is that they’re constantly and unavoidably breaking this law,” Dischinger said. “What she needed was help and compassion and instead she was met with violence.”

Now, she’s waiting for a late January trial date on her citation, which could carry a fine and requires the people charged with street camping, who are mostly homeless individuals, to appear before a judge.

 

I was running on an unused logging road and came up behind a wild cat. It didn't see me coming, so I got pretty close, maybe 20 feet away. It turned and stared at me for a second and then took off up a steep hill.

It was about 2.5 feet to the top of it's head, a little smaller than a Labrador. It wasn't a bobcat or lynx, because it had a long tail, but I don't think it was long enough to be a mountain lions tail(I don't remember seeing it curled). It had a brown coat and the tail had a stripey bit at the tip. 100% a cat from the body shape and movement.

But after looking it up, it seems like mountain lions basically don't exist in new england, or at least are extremely rare. Its limbs were not as thick as the mountain lion images I'm finding online.

I thought maybe it was one of those megasized housecats, but this trail is separated from town by a deep and wide river, any housecat would have had to walk 3 miles and across 2 bridges(one of which is a metal mesh footbridge) or 7 miles along the logging road to get to the nearest house. It's also below freezing out and there's 5+ inches of snow on the ground.

It's making me feel like I hallucinated this or something, because it doesn't seem possible. Hopefully I'll see it again now that I've looked at a ton of wild cat pictures. I was trying to remember as much detail as possible when I saw it, but I didn't know what to look for.

 
 

Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot

 

Another great Ed Zitron essay about the tech industry. Some quotes:

The "growth mindset" is Microsoft's cult — a vaguely-defined, scientifically-questionable, abusively-wielded workplace culture monstrosity, peddled by a Chief Executive obsessed with framing himself as a messianic figure with divine knowledge of how businesses should work. Nadella even launched his own Bible — Hit Refresh — in 2017, which he claims has "recommendations presented as algorithms from a principled, deliberative leader searching for improvement."

There are many, many reasons this is problematic, but the biggest is that the growth mindset is directly used to judge your performance at Microsoft. Twice a year, Microsoft employees have a "Connect" with managers where they must answer a number of different questions about their current and future work at Microsoft, with sections titled things like "share how you applied a growth mindset," with prompts to "consider when you could have done something different," and how you might have applied what you learned to make a greater impact. Once filled-out, your manager responds with comments, and then the document is finalized and published internally, though it's unclear who is able to see them.

One employee related to me that managers occasionally add that they "did not display a growth mindset" after meetings, with little explanation as to what that meant or why it was said. Another said that "[the growth mindset] can be an excuse for anything, like people would complain about obvious engineering issues, that the code is shit and needs reworking, or that our tooling was terrible to work with, and the response would be to ‘apply Growth Mindset’ and continue churning out features."

In essence, the growth mindset means whatever it has to mean at any given time, as evidenced by internal training materials that that suggest that individual contributions are subordinate to "your contributions to the success of others," the kind of abusive management technique that exists to suppress worker wages and, for the most part, deprive them of credit or compensation.

One post from Blind, an anonymous social network where you're required to have a company email to post, noted in 2016 that "[the Growth Mindset] is a way for leadership to frame up shitty things that everybody hates in a way that encourages us to be happy and just shut the fuck up," with another adding it was "KoolAid of the month."

There are many, many reasons this is problematic, but the biggest is that the growth mindset is directly used to judge your performance at Microsoft. Twice a year, Microsoft employees have a "Connect" with managers where they must answer a number of different questions about their current and future work at Microsoft, with sections titled things like "share how you applied a growth mindset," with prompts to "consider when you could have done something different," and how you might have applied what you learned to make a greater impact. Once filled-out, your manager responds with comments, and then the document is finalized and published internally, though it's unclear who is able to see them.

The problem, it seems, is that Microsoft doesn't really care about the Growth Mindset at all, and is more concerned with stripping employees of their dignity and personality in favor of boosting their managers' goals. Some of Microsoft's "Connect" questions veer dangerously close to "attack therapy," where you are prompted to "share how you demonstrated a growth mindset by taking personal accountability for setbacks, asking for feedback, and applying learnings to have a greater impact."

This all feels so distinctly cult-y. Think about it. You have a High Prophet (Satya Nadella) with a holy book (Hit Refresh). You have an original sin (a fixed mindset) and a path to redemption (embracing the growth mindset). You have confessions. You have a statement of faith (or close enough) for new members to the church. You have a priestly class (managers) with the power to expel the insufficiently-devout (those with a sinful fixed mindset). Members of the cult are urged to apply its teachings to all facets of their working life, and to proselytize to outsiders.

As with any scripture, its textural meanings are open to interpretation, and can be read in ways that advantage or disadvantage a person.

And, like any cult, it encourages the person to internalize their failures and externalize their successes. If your team didn’t hit a deadline, it isn’t because you’re over-worked and under-resourced. You did something wrong. Maybe you didn’t collaborate enough. Perhaps your communication wasn’t up to scratch. Even if those things are true, or if it was some other external factor that you have no control over, you can’t make that argument because that would demonstrate a fixed mindset. And that would make you a sinner.

Yet there's another dirty little secret behind Microsoft's Connects.

Microsoft is actively training its employees to generate their responses to Connects using Copilot, its generative AI. When I say "actively training," I mean that there is an entire document — "Copilot for Microsoft 365 Performance and Development Guidance" — that explains, in detail, how an employee (or manager) can use Copilot to generate the responses for their Connects. While there are guidelines about how managers can't use Copilot to "infer impact" or "make an impact determination" for direct reports, they are allowed to "reference the role library and understand the expectations for a direct report based on their role profile."

To be extremely blunt: Microsoft is asking its employees to draft their performance reviews based on the outputs of generative AI models — the same ones underpinning ChatGPT — that are prone to hallucination.

Microsoft's culture isn't simply repugnant, it's actively dystopian and deeply abusive. Workers are evaluated based on their adherence to pseudo-science, their "achievements" — which may be written by generative AI — potentially evaluated by managers using generative AI. While they ostensibly do a "job" that they're "evaluated for" at Microsoft, their world is ultimately beholden to a series of essays about how well they are able to express their working lives through the lens of pseudoscience, and said expressions can be both generated by and read by machines.

I find this whole situation utterly disgusting. The Growth Mindset is a poorly-defined and unscientific concept that Microsoft has adopted as gospel, sold through Satya Nadella's book and reams of internal training material, and it's a disgraceful thing to build an entire company upon, let alone one as important as Microsoft.

 

...when landlords are absolutely perishable. mao-shining

 

It's a long article, so I put the most relevant excerpts below, but the whole article is interesting and infuriating. There is a lot more details about the case and lack of evidence.

Richardson and Claiborne's plight is as unique as it is complex. Since they were accused in April 1998 of shooting and killing Officer Allen Gibson, they've faced charges in both the state and federal court systems, and seen their cases go up and down on appeal while seeming to skirt some of the judicial system's most basic rules regarding double jeopardy and the disclosure of exculpatory evidence.

Despite state prosecutors initially charging them with capital murder, the charges were drastically reduced thanks to what court records say was a lack of physical evidence. The two men ultimately pled guilty in 1999 to manslaughter and accessory after the fact, and served little to no time in prison.

Federal prosecutors, however, went on to try them again for the same killing under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act in 2001. In the federal trial, jurors found Richardson and Claiborne not guilty of the murder, but did convict them on drug possession and distribution charges.

Even though they were cleared of the murder, the federal judge overseeing the case sentenced both men to life in prison under U.S. Supreme Court precedent that allows judges to consider conduct for which a defendant has been acquitted to impose a longer sentence. And in making the call to put both men behind bars for life, the judge pointed to their guilty pleas in state court.

"The court is just leaning on the guilty plea instead of trying to find out what happened that day," Adams said. "And the reason, I believe, is they are not looking to find out what happened, because they already know. And what they know is that it ain't Terence and Ferrone."

The Guilty Plea

Nearly a year after the killing, prosecutors reduced the charges against the two defendants from capital murder to involuntary manslaughter in exchange for their guilty pleas. According to the report that attorney general Herring prepared years later in response to Richardson's innocence petition, a state prosecutor had admitted to the press that the case was weak and that "the risks in going to trial with a jury were just astronomical."

"My family ran out of money," Claiborne said. "They were talking about giving us the death penalty. When our attorney came to us and said that this was the best deal, what else was I supposed to do in order to stay alive?"

Richardson said his lawyer told him that, "even though they know that it may not have been y'all that did it, they're going to make somebody wear this case. And it's going to be y'all. You're going to get the death penalty."

"I said, 'Man that's crazy. You're trying to tell me I got to go to prison for something I didn't do?" Richardson said.

The Federal Case

Richardson and Claiborne took the plea deal in December 1999, with Richardson admitting to involuntary manslaughter and Claiborne agreeing he had served as an accessory after the fact.

Richardson was sentenced to 10 years with five suspended based on good behavior, while Claiborne was sentenced to time served.

Adams said there was public outrage at the outcome.

"If you're in D.C. and you're reading that, out of Waverly, Virginia, a cop was killed by two Black guys and they plead guilty, but [one is] given time served, you're going to be like, 'What the hell man?'" Adams said. "You've never seen such concessions made for Black men accused of killing a white guy. It just doesn't happen."

So in December 2000, amid pressure from Gibson's family and others, federal prosecutors indicted Richardson and Claiborne under the RICO Act for one count of conspiracy to distribute crack cocaine, one count of use of a firearm to commit murder during drug trafficking, and one count of murder of a law enforcement officer during drug trafficking.

"These drug charges came out of nowhere. It was a loophole," Adams said. "They couldn't just say, 'We're trying to get to the murder of this officer.' There would have been some sovereignty issues with that. But this way they could do it and say, 'I'm charging you with a RICO case where your drug dealing resulted in the death of an officer.'"

As with the state case, the federal case included no physical evidence in support of the charges.

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