Kde looking a little different than I remember…
Are you suggesting that I'm the one at fault? How preposterous! /s
Classic Tumblr: the only site fucked enough to let you edit other people's posts. Try all you want, Twitter, you can’t possibly add a worse feature than that.
Where’d he steal this joke from?
So their isn’t even a “no” option? I’m assuming theirs an X at the top of the window but that’s still scummy either way.
Here’s the copypasta (sorry)
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
There's no better feeling than making a post to a dead community, and then suddenly tons of posts start flooding in lol.
You can have my drawing of a monkey that I valued at 1 billion dollar:
No need to thank me.
Just launched 1.8.9 with the Prism Launcher and it looks fine for me. (I'm using Kubuntu 22.04.3 LTS)
Maybe it's a java issue? Old Minecraft uses java 8, maybe try reinstalling it and seeing if that works. Best of luck!
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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.
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what the hell
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(Still from the Disney movie Mulan 1998 in which Li Shang discovers Fa Mulan's true identity, at the top of the image is a text bubble implying that Li Shang is saying the Anonymous user's message.)
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Chuck Tingle is the master of satire erotica, my personal favorite is "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus."
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Did you replace your BIOS with Minecraft’s texture files? Classic mistake, I’ve done it a dozen times! /s