Ah, but this was posted on the 7th of April?

One thing I find funny about the original meme is that the hands are just dirty and manly, like you can't see any calluses or cuts or whatever, so it's like a hand shibboleth.

No mention of viridian, a blueish green, in these comments, I see.

Although I like the idea of a drug smuggler typing "as per my previous email..."

Oh him? He's not a driver.

"Ladpoles" is an utter stroke of je ne sais quoi.

In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like "bloodties the knot" or "trouble in paradise" or something. We've strayed from the light.

"Washing dishes" or "doing the dishes". 👍

Funny, the Sun makes me feel ill too.

“Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.” ― Charles Bukowski

"Crust from your wound"? You couldn't word it a bit more disgustingly?

He's still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man's like Bart Simpson.