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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 199 points 6 months ago

That's a two hour movie condensed into one sentence.

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Or 22 episodes of a soap opera

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

It’s actually kinda the premise of this old Chinese drama from like the 90s. It’s called the Plum Blossom Birthmark. This woman gives birth to a girl but decides to give her up because the show takes place in old times and she felt her position was threatened because her husband had taken on a concubine so she decides to swap out her baby girl for a boy. She brands the girl with a plum blossom mark on her back so that she can maybe find her later. Years later the little girl and boy grow up and fall in love.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Hey, cool baby, wanna trade?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

The families seriously need to auction off the movie rights, they've got it made now.

[-] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 111 points 6 months ago

For those who want to read more about it, I did the work and found the article.

https://news.yahoo.com/woman-discovers-her-sons-bride-182017135.html

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses' wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman noticed a birthmark on the bride's hand, which looked strikingly similar to that of her long-lost child. Determined to uncover the truth, the woman mustered the courage to ask the bride's parents whether she was adopted. After explaining her story and the identical birthmark, the bride's parents eventually confirmed that their child had been adopted. Details were quickly ironed out and the bride confirmed that she was, indeed, the woman's long-lost biological daughter. It turns out she went missing as a child and was picked up by her adoptive parents on the roadside some 20 years ago. The wedding could have been called off at this point, but the woman also revealed that her son — her now-daughter's groom — was also adopted. The wedding proceeded as planned, but the shocking twist is one detour their guests will never forget. In photos that went viral on Chinese social media, the bride can be seen breaking down and hugging her long-lost mother tightly. It's unknown how exactly the daughter went missing, but some are raising the possibility of human traffickers being the culprit. It's also unclear whether the woman's adopted son — now her son-in-law — will be searching for his own parents.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago

Mark my words, a movie will be made about this one day.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago

This has Hallmark all over it

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[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago

how if went missing because of traffickers, but was adopted at the roadside??

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 6 months ago

Road traffic works in mysterious ways.

[-] lars 13 points 6 months ago

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

You should merge as late as possible?

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago
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[-] Shou@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Wonder if they wanted a son.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

A trafficking reject 😢

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago

That headline was a rollercoaster.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 66 points 6 months ago

If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

Her: can you pass the potatoes?

Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!

[-] writeblankspace@lemm.ee 63 points 6 months ago

dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!

[-] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago

MailOnline = We're just making shit up now

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[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 40 points 6 months ago

In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like "bloodties the knot" or "trouble in paradise" or something. We've strayed from the light.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

I'm waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it's like "MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)".

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Incest Reverse Card

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I like this version. No clickbait.

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 39 points 6 months ago

Hey step bro

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 29 points 6 months ago

...because the groom had been adopted

Disappointing

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

What are you doing, step brother?

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago
[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago
[-] WelcomeBear@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

IWantToFuckSpez (͡•_ ͡• )

bonk

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

stepbrother what are you doiiing?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 months ago

Banjo music starts, then stops

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

"Wait, I'm... adopted?"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Banjo music intensifies

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

Well I guess that's an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline

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