Malatesta

It's an open faced sandwich

After a depressing week I needed the cats. Thank you Lemmy

Colleague had a test of FSD and didn't even finish using it his full month because "It constantly is trying to kill me*

As another Ohioan fuck JD Vance

Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?

https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/

https://cincinnatiburgerweek.com/

Here's the link to see participating restaurants

My roommate will have 400+ updates waiting because "something breaks every time I update."

Nervously eats my Cincinnati Chili

Just had Razor Gator pop into my head this week and now this? Could it be the triumphed return of YTMND?

I have only had one StreetPass but I got my 3DS after about a year of the Switch being out. That said that one StreetPass was one of the happiest days of my life.

I never thought I needed a pocket pry bar until now

Worked at a laser tag place and everyone always said the arena area was haunted never really thought much of it though. There was one night I was turning off the arcade games and the switches were located in the staff room next to a door leading into the arena. As I started to flip the switches the door knob started to shake up and down rapidly. I ran out of the staff room and saw the other two workers sitting at the front desk. No one was in the arena.

Another instance at the same job I was fixing something in the arena in the morning as the tech and I heard someone walking up a ramp to another level of the arena. Only other person there was the owner who was in his office at the time.

Always creeped me out but it was fun to give everyone else a good scare from time to time.