It's actually called "The Tower of Respect"
But Dirt Owl we were smooching last night!
Nah that's lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there's a poison dart one and one who... idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.
Honestly, I'd like it if Hollywood went back to making a lot of cheesy historical genre pieces, better than Marvel slop. We should have a series of highly anachronistic adaptations of Greek mythology where some hunky dude fights a claymation cyclops! I want Perseus with a robot owl goddammit!
Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Define an "unnecessary sex scene"? What makes a scene in a piece of media necessary beyond it being something the author wanted to put in the work?
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Dastardly!
He was BORN in China too
I've unironically heard people on a "libertarian socialist" sub Reddit say they think the entire world should be a series of small city states.
What other Empire?
I once got punched in the face by a 6 year old