It's only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice
True, true.
I tried to not make any of them obvious choices, and that's also why I left out Twofer. He'd probably just listen to an audiobook the whole flight and leave you in peace. Worst case, he'd bore you to sleep. That, and I couldn't think of anyone to pair him with besides Frank, and I wanted to make the sun tea reference.
I was also gonna do Pete, Paula, and a Pop Tart but that had to be left on the cutting room floor, too 😂
Until I made this, I thought her name was "Phlegm".