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Idiots should have just opened a Taco Bell considering what they charge for a burrito these days.
I've sucked many a dick in sketchy back alleys for Taco Bell burritos.
I took three strangers up the bum raw for a crunch wrap supreme. Fucking worth it.
I have an extra crunch wrap…
Do you have two buddies?
No.
Do you have three dicks?
I barely have one.
My momma raised me to have standards. I wouldn't debase myself to getting raw dogged by only a single dick for a crunch wrap supreme. I'm worth better.
Oh honey, I only offered a crunch wrap anyways.
You don’t seem like you’re worth the supreme upgrade.
I held a friend's purse many times while she gave parking lot blowies and didn't even get a burrito.
They definitely put way too much in each burrito. Taco bell goers will know how little they actually put in those burritos, and how not-round they end up being.
Should have gone with Del Taco wrappers.
Those epic burritos are huge
And how each ingredient is clumped together in one spot in each burrito.
So you end up getting a bite with a ton of meat and a little cheese, or all rice, or just a shitload of sour cream.
Here's what I dont get about drug trafficking.
People always hide in regular vehicles. Why not just do a U-hail absolutely filled with shit. And waaay at the front where it would take an hour to get to, have a suitcase with it vacuum sealed inside.
A cross country uhaul explains a lot of shitty driving behaviors, and it's almost impossible to speed.
Or are people already doing that and just not getting caught?
The ones doing it well don’t get caught as much as the idiots.
Or are people already doing that and just not getting caught?
this is actually boring. Drugs in tacos? Funny. Drugs in grandma's UHAUL? well it depends on the grandma.
The real smart drug dealers just do literally anything else other than deal drugs.
the average drug dealer makes $25k pa, even if their boss earns 3x that, you can earn more getting a PMP or L6S certification and working in procurement legitimately.
Coppa coppa copaganda.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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