[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

Why is every drawing Ben does somehow weirdly horny? Pete has a pretty flat ass so I'm not sure why he drew him with that dump truck. Unless it's a play on his last name or something.

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[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Fun fact: at the risk of doxxing myself, I can walk today because of the free surgeries I got as an infant from the Shriners. I was born with some pretty fucked up legs, and the Shriners did a lot of work to make them mostly right.

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Recently BeamNG added VR support. So the other day I dug out my old Logitech racing wheel and gave it a go. Holy shit is it fun. Beam is fun in flat, and it's fun in VR too. https://streamable.com/prvo6l But, I wanna try out racing against people.

So if anyone here races, what do you play? Iracing seems expensive, entirely too serious, and a huge commitment. So I'm worried about going that route. Dirt 2 looks fun, and so does the new WRC.

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

honk WHO'S KILLING THEM ANTHONY?

big-honk TONY, WHO'S KILLING THE JOURNALISTS? WHO'S DOING IT?

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 67 points 8 months ago

big-honk what were the tankers doing there, if mexico banned them?

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah it can't be the mass disabling event that long covid continues to be. It definitely isn't the tech god kings showing their whole ass, revealing themselves to be shallow empty husks. It absolutely can't be the mask of capital slipping down to reveal the rictus grin of death and destruction as it gleefully massacres all that is good. Nah, it must be the Trumpbux™.

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Unless you're applying for some kind of job for the government, or a job that requires some kind of license, your resume is entirely on the honor system. I'd say you worked freelance/self employed doing something you're experienced in. If they ask why you're not doing that anymore just say things like "I miss working as part of a team" or "I really just want some stability".

There might be repercussions if you get found out, so bear that in mind. Judge your level of risk vs the size of the lie. I wouldn't lie if you need a license or certificate for the job. I wouldn't lie if they pull tax records/credit reports during the application process. I wouldn't lie if it would be immediately obvious you don't know what you're doing.

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

Can someone make a "say the line" Simpsons meme but it starts with the "aircraft crashed" then bart says the line "V-22 Osprey", then everyone cheers. I swear these only exist to crash.

Critical support to the fleet of ospreys' protracted war against imperial troops.

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So I decided to try it out with some shirt textures I made earlier today. I'm super happy with the results, and now I want a hexbear shirt in real life. bunny-vibe

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Super cool how many wholesome nich communities spring up in VR.

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sicko-laser Wake up babe, new Styropyro just dropped.

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It's fare thee well my old true lover. I never expect to see you again. For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad. Perhaps I'll die upon this train. train-shining

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

cat-vibing

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Today's daily affirmation: Rowing sheep smiles for the dead.

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

I love how they won't say why the ghost of south carolina decided to eject himself out of an otherwise perfectly functional plane.

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[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

This just in: A man who survived swimming across a dangerous river is now mad that they want to build a bridge.

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These flashy fuckers are 1.5 meters tall and have these beautiful bright orange flowers on them. The species is "Lilium Lancifolium" or "tiger lilies". The previous owner of our house planted tons of them around the yard and now each year they come back.

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I hope you don't catch me! Oh no I'm so slow.

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I've been job hunting for a few months with zero luck. None of the jobs I wanted would even call me back. Well, frustrated and bored, I edited my resume to include all kind of falsehoods.

I added a bachelor's degreefrom a university that is now closed. I picked a field I could bullshit like I know what I'm talking about. I didn't tell them that the school was closed, and I figured it might be hard for them to verify this on their end since it's a bunch of extra steps to get the transcripts.

I changed my last job to an made up one. The job that I had been working is one that I'd honestly like to remove from my work history entirely. It's not that I think they'd give me a bad review, but that they were a sex toy/fetish item retailer. I actually loved working there, but I honestly don't want to have to explain this to my next employer. So I made up a similar company that is just an Amazon reshipper, gave it a google voice number that I controlled, and a made up address.

I changed a bunch of other smaller details, and gave myself a few awards.

And then I went applyin'. 3 days later I had an interview at a local small business. They sent out for an actual background check. I was a nervous wreck for almost a week, but I passed it. I start Monday.

The job I applied for didn't require any real accreditation, but they wanted a bachelor's in essentially anything. So I made one up. It's a small business that doesn't have an HR department. So I doubt they will ever dig any deeper as long as I never give them a reason to do so. They never called my actual last job, and they didn't bring it up in any of the interviews I went. They never even called the made up job with the fake number.

I guess what I'm saying is that to weigh your own risk here. If you think you can get away with it, give it a try. You might be surprised what happens.

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