MummifiedClient5000

Fauxritos.

So.... "I'm totally not going to chicken out"?

Ohno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.

You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

Is the whole thing satire?

~~Ronnie Cheng~~ Ronny Chieng is not Laotian. He'll get the accent wong.

Edit: Corrected a typo.

"The dragon was the best part of the original trilogy. I can't wait to see the dragons they come up with for the sequels." and when they imply that the story is not so dragon-heavy, pretend you don't believe them and keep talking about how awesome the dragons are going to be.

If they try to explain what a trilogy is, explain to them that "trilogy" is the first part of a story.

If you're still together by the end of Return of the King, state that is was the worst Dungeons and Dragons movie you've ever seen on account of the lack of dragons.

Go for it, it's just about to blow up.

I wish that I could say that it isn't right, but.....

Got in his car, fired two rounds to the back of his own head and disposed of the gun.

Ja, det er ikke noget at grine ad.

Just no.

In what sort of workplace is this not safe?