MyNamesTotallyRobert

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I kind of already did that all that stuff. During the pandemic I saw the writing on the wall: the united states is doomed to fail unless we get major reforms that are never going to happen.

I bought a cheap lathe. I then built a furnace and a burner. I then built an end mill out of scrap metal which I then used to build a forced air intake burner so I can melt stuff with less fuel. I've researched and experimented with electronics to the point I can build just about anything. Electric motors, computer logic, you name it. It helps that I have a computer engineering degree anyway. I found a decent way to produce my own double layer circuit boards which is going to pay off now that custom pcb services will become 100% unattainable by normal people. Right now I'm engineering a way to build a brushless motor controller, completely out of trash without buying anything of course.

I've learned how to make my own lead acid battery plates. I've figured out enough chemistry on my own to make all the bases and acids in at least some capacity out of stuff I can acquire for either free or really cheap.

I still have a lot to learn and a lot to do but i'm far enough along I can continue doing that no matter how much worse and more expensive society becomes.

I'm ready for the bitter fucking end of modernity. I'm not living like people did in the 1600s, period. And I definitely won't be helping people who supported things I oppose.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People who believe that people with nonphycoactive thc metabolites in their system are less valuable than people that don't are worthless pieces of human trash themselves. I'm not sorry, I just want to be allowed to be happy.

 

i fucking love burnt toast. cum will win

Turns out I failed that homework assignment because the answer was "your mom". I should have clarified that I am going to school for a masters degree in butt cumming.

I got cum in the charging port and now it only charges if I put the usb-c connector in the right side up instead of any side up. Also cum started oozing out where the camera is.

uuh. I tried but I got my dick stuck in a fan. I have no idea how this happened honest.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

How do I convince f*males to send me more dickpics tho?

It wouldn't HAVE to be endless suffering if it wasn't for the majority of people living their lives for reasons besides than to be happy.

Making society and life in general more difficult just because "it brings us closer to God" is the wrong way to run things and always has been.

 

So I have this hammer. Every time I hit myself in the head with this hammer, the hammer bounces. It doesn't just stop, it bounces. Why is that? Is everyone's head this bouncy or is it just mine?

I've been doing it for like 15 minutes and its starting to feel really good the more I do it. bounce. bounce. bounce. Hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is almost like doing drugs, 8/10 would highly recommend when your state/country forces you to stop smoking weed.

 

Understanding the classification of the different types of fem people is important for understanding how cum will win.

I was wondering what the differences between each type is. Also what do we call someone who's like a femboy except also a female?

 

A man walks into a bar, takes a huge shit and then leaves. Next, a horse walks into the same bar, starts cumming everywhere and then gets arrested for not having a walk into a bar and cum everywhere license.

The ambient temperature is 533.7 degrees Rankine. There is less than 1 µg/m3 of NO2 pollutant in the air. The temperature of the surface of the sun is 5778 K. There are 8 bits in a byte.

With the given information, determine the optimum compressor pressure ratio, specific thrust, and thrust specific fuel consumption of a Rolls-Royce RB37 giving the maximum specific thrust under the following conditions: M~0~ = 2.1, T~0~ = 220 Kelvin, T~t4~ = 1700 Kelvin, h~pr~ = 42800 kJ/kg, c~p~ = 1.004 kJ / (kg * Kelvin), and 𝞬 = 1.4.

Fuck yeah this is how cum will win 🍆💦💦💦

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't have to poop so a waited until the next day, pooped out more shit and then wiped it with poop. Now my phone has multiple layers of poop on it. I cummed on it though so its ok because cum won, but now I have to explain this to people who see me using my phone in public.

Turns out it was actually and indeed up inside my asshole. Thanks for the help!

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wow I'll take a gram of whatever that was

 

and I mean a full-on wrought iron butt that was always attached and you don't even have a spare regular butt to swap out and enjoy on weekends

 

CUM WILL WIN

 

My mom said I could make a post but I don't know what to post about and I don't want to waste my post on something stupid so I guess I'll just say that cum will win.

ahem

CUM WILL WIN

 

Cum will win.

 

I've never been matched by a woman on bumble or been on a date or so much as held hands before but it might be a good idea to start thinking about it just in case.

Here's what I've come up with so far:

  • Are boobs magnetic?
  • How do you fix the Void Linux dual monitor screen flicker bug on mesa without installing Wayland?
  • Cum will win
  • What is the length and girth of your penis and are you cut or uncut and what does your ballsack look like?
  • Does having boobs create a time dilation effect like what happens in wormholes?
  • Are female buttholes round or square?
  • Would you rather fight 100 poop sized cums or 100 cum sized poops?

Hopefully these thoughtful and respectful questions will prompt several deep and meaningful discussions. If anyone has any better ideas let me know.

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