(In the game you can equip parasites with both positive and negative effects, ergo the title is a play on woke mind virus)
In however many years it takes for this to affect me, I will surely go hungry, but so will the fuckers who deny that this is happening, and so in my inevitable suffering there will be a crumb of satisfaction
Specifically the son of Epstein-file regular and commerce secretary Howard Lutnick. The very same commerce secretary who came up with the tariffs to begin with, but it's completely fine, cause it's not him doing it, it's just his son