Uuu, iii, uuu.

"Listen, I am an ancient eldritch god, not Santa Claus..."

This is some Dark-level time paradox stuff.

Considering the size of an ant and the picture, I'd say at least 50x

Yeah, no. That's just a Trojan Horse, but with extra steps.

As I read it it's basically a threat: "give us intel on the military or we will carpet bomb indiscriminately".

Possibly with walnuts and blue cheese.

Here is a blocklist for SEO spam stuff

https://github.com/NotaInutilis/Super-SEO-Spam-Suppressor

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

The dude on the left almost got the right spell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

End user: makes tea in a large pot, to fit the label.

Are you telling me that that one episode of Xena the warrior princess is based on a real historical fact? I am speechless.