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So, if he actually won in 2020, does it mean that he has been unlawfully elected for a third mandate in 2025? /s

Yes, but data only.

It really depends on where you live. How are vegetables more expensive than meat? I eat meat sparsely because it costs a lot and is annoying to prepare.

Since spiders get drunk on caffeine, she's doing a Starbucks run.

Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

It's ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

Police officer, removing the robber mask: "So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along". Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky memes on the internet".

No food stamps, only Gil.

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

You also don't have to show up 2 hours in advance to a train station and plan your entire day(or two) around a trip.

It's impersonation only if you explicitly say it's his voice in the video.