[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's gotta be the world's most worthless passenger plane.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Where do I report Twitter?

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 123 points 3 months ago

Nothing bad will happen, as long as they spare no expense.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 87 points 4 months ago

You will not be rewarded for doing it fast. You will be penalized for doing it wrong.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 119 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's called a Narcissist Shame/Rage Spiral.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 101 points 4 months ago

If you can be destroyed by an internet meme then your career must've been sofa king bad

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 80 points 6 months ago

I know the trick to making a small fortune in crypto: Start with a large fortune.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 93 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Technically kosher because there's no cloven hooves?

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 89 points 10 months ago

Rectum? Damn near killed um

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 114 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every time America is about to/in the process of making a mistake there's a video of Bernie Sanders warning everyone not to do it.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 year ago

I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.

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