[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago

Stop whacking off for five minutes and see if your views change.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So let's say you own an insurance company, and you want to offshore all the profits. You establish a reinsurance company in Bermuda to underwrite all your policies and charge your insurance company billions for the privilege. Now it's a business expense so it doesn't count as income for the insurance company. You have successfully offshored billions of dollars.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 57 points 3 months ago

A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 months ago

Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

I licked my watch when I was a kid and it kept on ticking.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 months ago

Seeing these in choppy seas is interesting. You'll see a fish fly straight out the side of one wave, fly 100 feet through the air and right back into the side of another wave. Super unnatural looking.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 47 points 6 months ago

3 people, $1000 per day for park hopper tickets with Genie+ and Lightning Lanes, no guarantees of getting on rides. Food, beverage and accomodations not included.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 51 points 8 months ago

0 = diarrhea man. Got it!

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 58 points 8 months ago

8 is yes, but I don't have enough space to fit the proof in a post.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 57 points 8 months ago

Who would have thought that Twitter would become the new Somethingawful forums, and that Musk would take the role of Lowtax.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 50 points 10 months ago

You are either going all in with VMware or you're dead to them. Full suite or nothing, take your pick.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 50 points 11 months ago

I don't think the word "Charlatan" has ever applied to anyone more aptly than Musk.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 53 points 11 months ago

How many power outages has that Lasagna seen?

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