Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

That and it was a mediocre game that didnt do anything better than existing established games in the genera.

Less statements about doing better and at least a little showing an attempt at doing better would be nice.

Here is a sad face...

Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.

Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.

PepperoniNipple.SurprisedPikachuFace

April Fools!

-God probably

Most countries that do this send an itemized tax bill showing how everything adds up and you are given time to dispute it before paying.

This is the only one i cant figure out.

Glad my state is in the news for something other than cousin fucking.

What about all the other bad words...

Fuck the book its all about the animated hobbit!