Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

Brilliant

He was going to be away from home, all the food would’ve spoiled. They were doing him a favor. He’s just to myopic to see that

You changed it the second time I read it, that’s cheating

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

Seriously, that seems like what this poster is actually promoting. Whoever made it/put it up in the office wasn’t working particularly intelligent that day

Starfish.

It’s a simple rule guys: it’s ALWAYS the president’s fault. Unless it’s their president, then it’s NEVER the president’s fault.

There’s one more group that would make this argument…..

Cats don’t meow at each other. Isn’t that weird? They communicate with each other in other ways, but meowing is a strictly cat->human communication behavior

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

Do you want notifications about beef stroganoff?