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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 108 points 11 months ago
[-] linuxgator@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 49 points 11 months ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 47 points 11 months ago
[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child

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[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.

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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago

Grindr Fish.

[-] StinkyDave@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Brown trout

[-] gorwin@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.

[-] biestander@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I would love to share this with friends if it didn't misspell "y'all".

[-] flicker@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Looks like it's pronounced "yuh-all." Ick.

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[-] PahdyGnome@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Anal ~~fissures~~ fishes

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

You catch all the bAss.

[-] zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
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[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Buttlestar Galasstica.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Adventurous housewifeicus

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The best fish.

[-] Muhr@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

In Germany we catch an Aal

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Pussyass ... type of catfish.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽฃ

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

it goes in somebody's bumhole

[-] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Mermen, aka Taxfish

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

... an oarfish?

[-] pudcollar@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

y'all not ya'll

[-] mydude@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Skitt-fiske

[-] Toes@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

That's way too small

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