[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

...I'd still rather take my chances in a northern state vs Florida tho. dafoe-horror

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

If I could eat one vegetable for the rest of my life, it would be O N I O N ferret-poggers pikmin-onion

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submitted 2 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I've been restless lately and have been getting nostalgic for minecraft. I booted it up this weekend on single player and all it made me do was miss the old Hexbear server. The train one was a bit too complicated, but that one where we built a huge city? That was pretty nice.

T-There wouldn't be interest in bringing it back, would there? I promise I won't build another ice race track in the sky that ruins the view, really. shy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row. avgn-horror

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

i-am-adolf-hitler gun-hubris friend-visitor-2

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

second-plane mccrucified

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submitted 2 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

"Violence has no place in our society" - Ah sorry, she specified political violence, I guess state violence doesn't count as political. liberalism

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submitted 2 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. walter

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living? le-monke torment

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submitted 4 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

Just a motivational reminder. mari-smug

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

kiryu-slam Wall. Wall for everyone.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Tell people you're a sex offender without saying it directly, holy shit.

Also what the hell do you mean "this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all major religions have signed on", why do women need anyone's permission over their own bodies? Because then you'd have less kids to snort, you sick fuck?

Screw anyone that tries to guilt you into voting for Biden this year, regardless of what state you live in. xi-gun-1 xi-gun-2 joever

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submitted 7 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I have a general feeling that they're bad (the org, not the individual children lmao) but am fuzzy on the details of why. It's generally agreed among leftists that it's child labor right? And that they love teaching little kids that capitalism = cool and good. I've got a niece in girl scouts and I'd just like some more concrete examples and reasons not to support them so that my family understands that I'm not just being cheap... although yeah ok I admit it the shrinkflation over the years is one of the reasons I don't give them money, fine.

Or uuuuuh if you think they're good actually then explain for the class pls. Make me feel bad about buying knockoff treats for a third of the price and then not donating the difference. finger-wag 🍪 walter-breakdown 🍪

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Muh multi tracking pork and bean treats hue hue hue berdly-smug

Sounds like we need another Dominion viewing.

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submitted 11 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Is this a cry for help or just a regular Tuesday for ya’ll?

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submitted 11 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

It's already starting btw: "New users in the Philippines and New Zealand are the first to be asked for an annual payment in the latest change to the platform."

Real glad I've been off Twitter for over a year now.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

I have been in terminal touching grass mode for the last few months.

So uuuuuh what's been happening here? walter-shock

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submitted 3 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

Bask in awe of her penis shaped fur as she jumps on the dinner table and begs for scraps. Coo at her cute little mews as she rips off the tape from shipping boxes and eats it right in front you. Rub her fluffy, chubby belly right before she bites your computer cables and destroys a $100 webcam because you didn't play with her for a full half an hour that day.

10/10 Puppycat, no regrets despite how she knocks over my windowsill plants if her automatic refill food bowl is empty for more than 2 hours.

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submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

Imagine simping for corporate anime mascots. It turns out the teens are not as alright as we thought they were.

:cringe: :spray-bottle:

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

I promise this is not a bit, I genuinely want to know if a specific term like this exists. If not, we should come up with one.

Edit: I just realized that the chud answer to this would be "degenerate", but I'd prefer something that doesn't make me sound like I spend all my free time on /pol/.

Edit: PISS BABY IT IS. Also, am I reading into it too deep or is it normal to interpret "piss baby" as someone that constantly gets pissed off at dumb media shit like Star Wars and Harry Potter and whines like a baby about it all the fucking time? Either way I think it's a keeper.

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