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You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. 
John Hinkley Jr just can't shoot straight to save his life
some weird qanon person who has dug themselves so deep that they think the only way to bring about the storm is to sacrifice trump
Or even weirder, to sacrifice themself for Trump.
A wine mom with resting bitch face at the ready and a .22 with a water bottle on the end who's had enough of Mango Musolini
Box wine suppressor
One of the resistance libs finally snapped.
Brooklyn Dad Defiant doing everything he can to help Joe
They said wrong answers only...
Somebody that actually went to the range.
She lost to him yet again smh.
It was Jodie Foster to try and impress John Hinkley Jr.
he was not known to the fbi
Shinzo Abe. He wasn't really killed. He went underground to train for one last mission. Which he botched
r/TrueAnon power poster
A Nazi who's pissed off that Trump doesn't want to give shitloads of money to Ukraine.
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One of the Lemmy vote libs realised they can't convince the left to vote so they took matters in to their own hands
Caucasian with cargo shorts and a Ruger 10/22
Time traveler sent to kill Doidld Tyatsmr but went too far back and shot the wrong guy
Don Jr. trying to take his dad's attention back from Barron
Tiedrich
A MAGA supporter that's jealous that BlueMAGA has a candidate on the verge of death and wanted to take matters into their own hands.
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The ghost of Leon Czolgosz possessing the body of a never-Trump Republican
His son, the one he forgets he has, found some of those party poppers with the confetti and cardboard disks and started playing with them nearby, hoping to win his distant father's attention if he was perceived as celebrating hard enough.
One of the carboard disks caught the wind and gave him a papercut.
Guy wasn't shooting at Trump; the guy behind Trump fucked the shooter's wife. And damn it, he nailed that guy.
Keir Starmer (he's a spy and was/is in the States)
John Wilkes Booth cosplayer. That's how he got the gun through security.
There was no shooter. Due to climate change, the increased median ambient temperature in Butler, PA reached a high enough point that it caused a chambered round in a spectator's Ruger 10/22 to spontaneously combust and propel itself at Trump's ear. The outgas from the exploding round caused the semi-auto action to chamber the next round in the magazine, which also spontaneously combusted and propelled itself out of the barrel, and so on and so forth. 
It's literally just John Hinckley again
An aged Jam band guy from the Southern tier of New York. Probably started a web store selling dried mushrooms and is now the millionaire next door type with a cabin on the finger lakes. He met his wife at Cornell and they have a daughter who moved West so it's just the two of them and their Corgi named Winston.
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Ukrainian and Azov Battalion member protecting the future of his country.
Lee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.
"It was not an assassination attempt. I was deer hunting. Yes, I am guilty of doing it out of season but..." - Bernie.
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