Turns out it's super fucking easy to punch nazis, it's both fun and consequence free. More people should do it.

Gonna log off again before I say something that can be used in court when they find the body

Blowing up my family to save my niece from being racially abused by a psychopath. Its not a meltdown its just fucking wrong to call someone a mongrel and say their blood is tainted.

Oh so he can just walk around being a nazi, but when I threaten to kill him for racially abusing my niece I'm being "a psychopath", "a downer" and "bringing down the family event". Fuck off. She deserves to be here too. Fuck you guys, you're all gonna agree with me he fucking sucks once my sister breaks up with him and/or i kill him. He's half my size and doesn't work out, I can take him.

The Greenlanders are making prisons. They used to not have prisons, now they're turning what they did have into prisons and I am not a fan, and nobody is as upset about it as me.

My bisexuality is so latent it's a secret even to myself.

The Danish government once produced a commercial to encourage voting participation that had two separate explicit sex scenes and a decapitation. The commercial lasted one and a half minute.

I shall now summarise greenlandic politics for you

Government: You can't just declare a vote of no confidence every time we do anything

Naleraq: Telling me what to do is a breach of the sovereignty of parliament. I declare a vote of no confidence.

Government: we literally can't get anything done when we have to keep doing this. You don't have the numbers anyway. This is literally basic math.

Atassut: Now you're saying I can't do basic math?!? That's a serious abdication of responsibility on your part and a grievous insult. Vote of no confidence.

Hell yeah we doing parliamentary shenanigans and tomfoolery with like 30 guys

I know a guy who worked on Alan Wake 2, the guy is a nazi. The DEI criticism of the game is endlessly amusing to me as a result.

spire of coiled dragon tails

It was made to resemble a crocodile but the architect had never seen a crocodile. Let's be honest about our history.

American trying to pronounce a Scandinavian word with like 4 letters: Hørglbspørgldørgl.

Dane trying to pronounce a Greenlandic word with like 10: weird hissing sounds and a gulp for some reason

It's me, I'm that second one. But also the next time I hear an American say the name "Mads" I'm going to commit a felony.

YES! Finally! A question that I know something about!

Okay so the actual owner of this company (The greenlandic arm anyway) is Ittu Julius Konrad Karl Heinrich Lilliendahl (Yes that is one name, it's Greenland that's just how it is) who used to do event coordination stuff (And they're going out of business because he fucking sucked at it) and runs a taxi cab company. The reason this is being sold as a green initiative is because that way you get certain benefits from the government.
Their argument is twofold 1: They argue this isn't that bad carbon wise because a lot of shipping containers are empty because of the Greenlandic trading imbalance so this actually makes sense and 2: It's water you guys, that's eco stuff
The guy in the picture is a part owner (like 5% or something) who used to (I don't know if he still does) work as an engineer/handyman/landlord for a company that rents out apartments, does mine engineering consulting and minor construction work called 60 degrees Greenland.
If it gets accepted as a Green transition company it will be done because it's not a fishing boat. Greenlandic corporations have tried selling mines as part of a green transition, it's nuts and I hate it.