They all want to give you just enough control to make you think you chose what their algorithm recommended for you.

I'm a little brat though.

That's such a long way of saying: "Only the person who's currently suffering the worst is allowed to complain, the rest have to shut up."

I guess it has to be that long to hide how dumb it is.

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

Thinking artists have money seems incorrect.

His poor girlfriend

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

If they were actually religious, I'm sure this tweet would mildly irritate them.

If that's their standard, you can probably just edit the html to make the login button active and then sign-in.

Meat for the grinder.

"Administrative privileges on a centralized platform." I shortened it.

As a German -Homer disappears in hedge