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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 232 points 10 months ago

Wait until they find out about transparent

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago

Or transplants

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 10 months ago

Or the transitive property

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 10 months ago

Don't even get me started on translators

[-] don@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Or transmission in their trucks

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[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

Or the transgender.

Wait…

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Or that cars are transportation...

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[-] M137@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 136 points 10 months ago

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[-] Kid_Thunder@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[-] lars 93 points 9 months ago

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 73 points 10 months ago

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 66 points 9 months ago

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[-] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 9 months ago

But...what's a "fer"?

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 9 months ago

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[-] extant@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[-] Newstart@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[-] latca@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Describer: what do I do?

[-] Lath@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Inscriber: Shh!

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[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 39 points 9 months ago

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[-] lars 35 points 9 months ago

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
the plugs

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[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[-] lars 25 points 9 months ago

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 32 points 9 months ago

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[-] roomboy@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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