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[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 233 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 58 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] don@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or transmission in their trucks

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or that cars are transportation...

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Or maybe just their transmissions, cars don't really need those

[–] BEZORP@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Honestly I'm not sure they even get it, so maybe they should

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Next they'll try processing a transaction.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What about transitive pictographic verbalisations?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place????? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!