My private pool would be 70% filled with piss.

The fact that you can get around seemingly every FDA reg by just putting "this product not endorsed by the FDA" in tiny text in a corner of the packaging makes me wonder why we even have the FDA. If the laws were serious they'd make it so that you can not sell anything for human consumption that isn't approved.

How petty would it be to make a fork of it just to rename it to DINE?

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

now if only they stopped banning us for open sourcing classified military papers on their forums :(

Nvidia spends the past few years aggressively refusing to cooperate with wayland because corporate brain worms and somehow it's wayland's fault.

You buy a Sony CD and decide to play it on your computer.

Your computer now has a rootkit installed.

Systemd has so many neat and useful tools that they never tell anyone about :(

That's nothing. I've heard of people getting the cops called on them because the cashier forgot to scan an item and they noticed after getting home and went back to pay for it.

Major messaging apps will have an obligation to make themselves interoperable with competitors

Government mandated fediverse lmao.

You know it's a unique question when lemmy is on the front page.