How many times are we going to have to teach you this lesson, old man. Don't fuck with the task bar.

If only someone could appreciate my excitement and not my commitment.

As an Index owner, it is simply not fun or convenient to jerk off wearing your VR gear. 3/10 the tech isn't there yet.

Hard work gets rewarded with addition work. Im half assing for my own sanity. If I was paid enough to be comfortable things could be different.

I wish I could shit post hard enough to get the Russian government involved.

either because they hadn’t been offered them or because they didn’t take their company up on the offer

Are they talking about the "Get fired for depression" button on the company website that no one presses because entering in all your personal info is the oppsite of anonymous?

All creativity leaves your body as you are buying a domain.

I vote for angry mob with convenient access to an active volcano.

I say "god damn you" to unwork the broken blessing system.

'No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Business Where This Regularly Happen

100% intentional. If you spoof your browser signature most work just fine

The first one was beautiful. The second one was ruined by censorship. The third is pure desperation, its not even April 1st.