Iiih Nestlé! (Unironisch gemeint.)

Ich leg mein Gurke in dein Mamer.

Hey drude, don't make it bad!

A headline that wouldn't have been possible five years ago. Sick.

Sollten gesichert rechtsextreme Parteien nicht illegal sein? Aber wo sind die Leute, die sich drum kümmern sollten? Wo, verdammt noch mal!?!!?

uBlock origin

A cheap IKEA office chair costs less. Although some people would probably pay extra for this one...

Dark Reader works a charm on Android.

$10/month would be cheap if it would cover every movie and show you'd want to watch. It used to be that but nowadays you need about ten different subscriptions in order to get what you want, plus many more if you use SaaS. So you end up paying ~$200/month for everything.
IMO, Spotify still "works" and music piracy probably is not as common as movie piracy, because Spotify has close to everything one would want to listen to.

Reminds me of that Windows 9x tube screensaver.

I'm pretty sure the 'forever' part refers to the payment model.

Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.