When an alcoholic ham sandwich gives you the finger-guns and you immediately spring to full-mast

I pay my respects to the troops every time I piss in the toilet

Going purely by DV statistics and rape culture, yeah I pick the bear too.

It's agonising to know that I can scare women just by existing in an area/place they don't expect. And that's not their fault, they're just protecting themselves. It's our society that has made it this way.

The western world puts a lot, a lot, of money into propaganda. We're lucky we have an alternative source of information we can trust.

Conservatives have Fox News.

Notice how they don't stop billionaires from carrying multiple copies of Blue Eyes White Dragon? The hypocrisy sickens me.

And their spiky hair is stupid.

Many people saying this!

That's the kind of solidarity that I come to Hexbear to see

Imagine being so angry that you and your mates annihilate a capital city

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third! That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!! And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of ~~England~~ New Orleans!

Queensland.

Australia's petridish of stereotypes ranging from gap-toothed Dundee wannabees, sun-burnt tourists, an ulcer of a beach-resort capital, and a baked-in inferiority complex.

Wait, I think that's closer to Florida...

Incredibly common hexbear win

Big bad China to collapse upon being viewed under quantum microscope