Souroak

joined 2 years ago
[–] Souroak 15 points 1 month ago

Secret service are still just cops.

[–] Souroak 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm on boost too. Hit the double checkmark icon, but while you're in the replies tab. Def some kind of bug.

[–] Souroak 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't forget lucky that the officers didn't start giving conflicting commands. Yelling "freeze" and "put your hands up" then shooting and later claiming "oh I thought he was reaching for a weapon, I feared for my life."

[–] Souroak 2 points 1 month ago

Tag corner is for my face, adjacent corner for drying my hair, then the rest of my body gets the other end of the towel.

[–] Souroak 39 points 1 month ago

2016-2020 was the age of too stupid to break everything. Now we're staring down the barrel of "The files are in the computer?" But the entire US government is the computer.

[–] Souroak 5 points 1 month ago

Mine had Windows 98 and 2000 on them.

[–] Souroak 3 points 1 month ago

Terry Prachett theorized that the only thing faster than light is monarchial succession. As you can see here, when the king dies, the first in line becomes king instantaneously.

[–] Souroak 10 points 2 months ago

So elected government officials are denied access while ~~lieutenants~~ associates of a "special government employee" are just waltzing in and hooking up hard drives to whatever they feel like?

[–] Souroak 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Anyone on Loops? I tried signing up a few days ago, but the sign up page wasn't working. Now the landing page says they aren't accepting new users.

[–] Souroak 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

And personally, I believe that any community that pretends to be idiots, are.

[–] Souroak 58 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Just like with some of the 4chan idiots though, there is little functional difference between being a true believer nazi and merely pretending to be one.

[–] Souroak 19 points 2 months ago

Really just sounds like paying $300 million less.

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