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That’s one big tribble

The only way I could see that style working in Star Wars is with Reynolds playing Jaxxon T. Tumperakki to fully lean into the absurdity and snarkiness, but I don’t think he’d be willing to play a green-colored comic book astronaut again any time soon

The deleted scene with the scared gonk droid is classic cheesiness

Ben Grimm from Earth-616 imo

No environmental collapse and global extinction

So you’re arguing a mix of Voltaire’s “If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.” and John Lennon’s “God is a concept by which we measure our pain”?

These are the first three I found:

parents argue about divorce while I play tennis on the wii and cry-ASMR

Your parents are arguing downstairs while you distract yourself by playing wii sports bowling ASMR

It’s 2010 and Your playing wii sports while your parents fight in the hallway about money recession

My alma mater had a café named Foo Bar in a computer science building

The bottom image? No, that’s some unknown artist’s photoshop that has been floating around the internet for a few years.

Thanks for the shoutout. For gluttony, Khan says in Space Seed that the planet will present “A struggle at first even to stay alive, to find food” and in Wrath of Khan he says the crew had “only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us”; maybe something more fitting could be made out of those?

I knew that guy looked sketchy