$10 says their "solution" involves some combination of wildly expensive tech that doesn't work, inappropriate use of AI, and raging privacy violations.

Same energy

foremost proponent of corporate ethics

abandoning a pledge to pay direct suppliers a living wage by 2030

So, the "foremost proponent of corporate ethics" is NOT already paying a living wage? Fucking rofl.

The specs are insane, but you can't use it because the servers it needs to phone home to don't exist yet.

Recording from free to air is legal because of the "time shifting" argument. The show is being broadcast regardless, just because it's at an inconvenient time for you doesn't mean you should have to miss it. It's also worth noting that media producers fought tooth and nail against this.

I give it a year, tops, before they start serving ads in premium too.

It's the (insert current minority scapegoat)'s fault.

Just FYI, it's a different Ben Shapiro. I had to double check because shit is so wild rn it wouldn't surprise me.

I'm not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You're just gonna get cheese all over your hands.

I need to make a hexbear account just so I can use that brainworms emoji I've seen around

If you're up for something, or down for something, it means the same thing.

If you fill in a form or fill out a form, it means the same thing.

English is fucked.

Meanwhile in Australia: