Not the best, but one I liked that is easy to overlook -- The Mask

Play it with save states though, doesn't have save/continue

That is the silver lining to having this shitty beard -- when somebody inevitably gives you crap about it, you can look confused while feeling your smooth upper lip, eyes widening, then feel the beard and yell 'what the fuck!?' with an alarmed look on your face and run away

Yeah, and you build skills and reusable code base that'll be useful for automating/ simplifying future tasks 😎

Some years of this, you get to the point where you can solve damn near everything quickly and people think you're some magical shit-wizard

I like the (correct) implication that you'd only see that sticker on a truck 👌

Yabba dabba don't, please 😂

It's a bad idea not to when it'd be a guaranteed loss

I'm tired of these puns

works as well with just the last two panels

Julian date format, Dec 14th (349th day of the year)

The LJ prefix is some manufacturer code, not relevant to exp date

'stream of water' is wrong characterization, it's about a power-washing jet -- blast off those poo particles

Yeah, seems universal, cats have open door policies 💯