This guy phones

Actually .. You do

Can't believe that domain isn't registered..

Not go insane but also remembering all the games. Seems like there might be a problem there :)

Hey can we find a way to power the grid with horny teenagers maybe?

It's on the wrong way

Wouldn't Congress rather do something useful for a change.

Instead of all that, just one thing. Start there and everything else will unfold from it: remove private corporate money from politics. All contributions to a politician or political party to be public and capped, per citizen.

I pay for a premium account and I get more value out of it than Netflix or any other streaming service.

What a sad downspiral for the guy. There's no way this ends well and we're all forced to attend the party.

A better ordering of the columns would make this easier to read..

HP has such a storied legacy in electronics and computers .. I still use my old 48GX .. It's so sad to see this.