TexasDrunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I've been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I've woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

If the base ain't flared it's getting stuck in there.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Yes! Divided by the prime meridian and the antimeridian. That's a good question, though.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A bunch of first draft song lyrics, too. I know a lot of idea generation for songs has gone that way. Most songs in popular genres sit in the same basic scaffold so it's been easy for them to say "give me a (4, 6, or 8) line verse talking about such and such. Then give me a chorus that reinforces that idea. Ok, how do we move the second verse forward? Give me a couple of chorus variations. Big emotional high point bridge". Then they go through it with a scalpel to make it coherent and keep it flowing. Then they do another 10, varying the number of lines, the number of verses, or remove the bridge or whatever.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same here with dad. I handled my shit in the 4th grade a single time. Bullies at my school remembered and I got left alone. I got suspended and dad got me ice cream because I was standing up for myself.

Several years later some bullies from another school who didn't know me tried pulling some shit in the wrong place. Not school grounds so there were no policies stopping us. I had just turned old enough to drive. A group of them tried their luck and started talking shit. So I pulled out my tire tool and started swinging. I didn't hit anyone. I just came out looking crazy and they went on their way.

This will not be everyone's experience, but in mine you just have to look insane enough that no one doubts you'll try to maim them.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I picked drinking and having a band. Except that's also what I did from age 16 to 40. Maybe I've always been in crisis.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've got a buddy who does a variation of this. He's got a little shack pretty close to town. He'll work in the oil field for a few months, come hang out with everyone, and live a "normal" life. Then when he's saved up enough he rolls out and lives in the woods with his dog hunting and fishing and growing veggies. We go by and check on his place every so often to make sure no one has broken in and it's not rotting to the ground.

When he no longer has the money to stay in the woods he comes back. I say that, but he's got the skills to feed himself out there. I think he gets bored after a year or two and wants to be around people for a while.

I asked him about retirement once and he's got another shack right on a lake that's been paid off since the 90s. His plan is to go there and fish and not come back.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

4/10. No mention of TempleOS.

Nah, this is a really good explanation.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Not one I'd use.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

As a drunk Texan, I can corroborate this information.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Those things were awesome. I had an old vehicle that only had an 8 track. My options were to listen to Don't Look Back for the thousandth time or pick one of those up (in the days before ali express) and plug my CD player into it.

I did listen to Don't Look Back a lot.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Or two playing couch co-op.

 

Paxton said he'd sue Harris and Bexar counties if they sent voter registration forms to "unverified recipients".

I wonder why Paxton doesn't want Harris county to vote.

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