TherapyGary

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53464271

once youve strained it a whole can of creamed corn gives you barely a third of a cup why isnt anyone talking about this

i think it has to do with government corn subsidies

edit you people arent getting it so ive created a diagram

look at all that blue thats wasted space between the creamed corns and it takes up over half the can

I get the vibe "lefty memes" is a misnomer, and an actual liberal like me won't be accepted here even though I'm the definition of "left wing" so I've never tried posting anything in here yet - but everywhere else this was posted so far has hated it, so I'm trying here now.

I like this meme because I noticed parallels in how Republicans and Democrats refuse to coordinate to defend my rights and protect me and my loved ones from senseless danger from extremists.

I'm not quite ready to give up on finding a community where people like this meme. I know it's actually one of the most well-crafted ones yet, no matter what some people say. It was originally posted by @fediverse_fremont@lemmy.world here

Alt text for people who can't read:
(Mirrored "Is this a pigeon" meme format, repurposed to represent the lack of US uniparty politics, not blindly misused without understanding it as some commenters will say)

A Republicans on one side and a Democrat on the other, gesturing toward the butterfly between them labeled "compromise" with caption of them saying "What is this thing?"

(For the rest of your life)
Pee comes out both ears
You can't hold your nose farts any longer than you can hold your breath

Here is an article with evidence -> https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/341544/paul-gets-a-tiny-saddam-hussein-implanted-in-his-hand

And since I've noticed that people have become too relaxed lately and are forgetting that experiments are being carried out right before their eyes to turn them into Saddam Hussein hiding places, I decided why not remind them that we are being slowly and surely driven into entrances hidden by rubble?

You might think that this will be fine because of air vents and fans, but in unstable conditions or during crises that are just around the corner, such crap could very well become a reality, and it’s better to be prepared in advance and not panic later.

Or, in short, do you want to not know that you will be have Saddam inside you and it will happen suddenly when you are defenseless and you will have to gestate him for approximately nine months, or do you prefer to prepare and fight back against your Saddam?

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Article:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/pennsylvania-students-taught-media-bias-195200358.html

I'd find it funny if I was banned by a mod with a sense of humour, but I was banned by a notoriously humourless mod