You reckon it's possible to lose track of time when chained to a tree while experiencing a psychotic episode?

I didn't know kissing was in the Olympics this year.

Man, you really like your steak rare.

This might be the most rational comment I've ever read on Lemmy.

They forgot a comma.

Ten years later, Facebook's Oculus acquisition hasn't changed the world, as expected

Nazis should be on everyone's fuck-up-on-sight list.

Wouldn't use a straw in their drink because he didn't like the idea of it passing through his lips.

They should have called it the 2080 edition.

Don't we have a record number of people in the workforce and a really low unemployment rate?

If horseshoe crabs were to become less economically important, is that a good thing for horseshoe crabs? They ain't exactly Pandas, so will little Sally and Bobby care if horseshoe crabs become endangered? They're already in a precarious situation...

I think you're expecting too much from the English version of Spain's #2 newspaper.

She'll get a pass. This is the common refrain from psuedo-Christian fascists. "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."